Taihou brought it back for me

She was the only one I wanted from the event

Oh I don't give a fuck about centaur

She's an elf which automatically makes her filth that needs to be exterminated

Yes I'm unapologetically racist towards elves, I'll put that out there now

That's iffy at best

They're only for making half breeds, purebreeding elves is a war crime

No

They need to disappear completely over time

Cute girls exist outside of elves

I'm straight, so don't care about the femboys

The bot knows nothing about me so sure, it says what it is programmed to think is true. But it's truth is not THE truth.

I'll put it like this

My second biggest fetish requires a functioning vagina and womb

Indeed. It was initially the whole point of sex to begin with

Dere we go

Just be aware that we live in a post metoo society

I both am ironically and unironically saying "We live in a society"

I'm trying to debate on who to use 2nd free ring on

Azur lane stuff

You can marry shipgrills

Recently a free marriage ring was handed out

Deutschland, no exceptions

But I already married her

It's harem time now

That's a good choice

I'm thinking between her, z46 because all she ever wanted was to get a real name so she can feel like she's a real person, and Graf Spee so I can have both sisters

One sec, I'll grab pics

Deutschland

Graff Spee

Z46

And Bear already posted Nagato

And yeah Bear, Deutsch is excellent. Physically she's god damn perfect. I'm not so into the domineering mistress personality though. Not that I'm against it, I just like mutual affection far far more than dom/sub stuff.

I'm not Japanese nor a japanophile

I'd prefer to make em unintentionally do it at that point, or keep on keeping on finding a method to get out

It is better to be killed then to kill oneself I think

I like em petite to average, start getting too thicc and I start getting too uncomfortable.

I can handle some thicc

Real talk, I've been fine with no gf for about 4 years now. I can be fine having standards

Hotness requires effort and commitment

On a level that not many people are wiling to do

@Bear Fresh new Italian shipgirls are in today. Thoughts on em if you've seen em yet?

Damn, you work fast

Do you also think that Zara is just another Honolulu?

Meh

Yeah her and St. Louis

Rip

Tfw morons think that futanari and trans are the same thing

I haven't gotten a single pizza delivery girl

Nor are the britbongs beefy enough

So I dunno if I can make it

Yes

We're talking Azur Lane

Rip the dream

It's Honolulu 2

Well what kind of food is pizza? What's it's nationality?

Well, merican boats already existed in the game since the beginning. And Borger is more applicable to them than pizza soooo

It's also where pizza was invented

Get hecked

The fuck is that?

Did your computer suffer a voodoo curse?

But they created it

So big blunt explanation

Italian ships were added recently

Thus Pizza Delivery Girls

Yeah no. Choking is fucking terrifying to me

Yeah no

Keep all these things away from my neck or I'll take it as you're actually trying to kill me

Are you being hornt on main right now?... waitaminute

I actually don't get hangovers easily. I've only ever had one

It was when I had a bad idea and tried to match my boss in drinking whiskey. He weighed like 1 and a half of me

It was also the only time I've ever been puking drunk

Bad times

Also I live in Colorado myself. The first thing I get asked about usually when people find out about it is the weed

I actually kind of hate it

Being surrounded by it all the time has made me start to *really* dislike weed culture. I won't knock anyone for enjoying it but I sure don't

I was not relaxed when I was high at all

Actually it's like this

Smoking it makes me cough my lungs out and I prefer having my lungs inside my body

Also it doesn't really affect me anyways, I keep being told it's cause I got bad stuff but I've been handed good stuff smoked it and felt nothing

Then there was the time I tried edibles.

Best friend gave me some at the end of my shift at work. I took them, then got on the bus for a 2 hour bus ride back home.

I couldn't read the fucking web serial I was reading at the time because I'd start giggling like an idiot after half a sentence.

I started to panic

Then when I did finally make it home I tried to get on my laptop and just play vidya or watch youtube videos

And I couldn't fucking focus on anything or think straight.

*I hated it*

No and no

Neither is for me

Fetish #2 is impregnation after all. Also I want absolutely nothing to do with other people's dicks.

The enthusiasm is nice to see at least.

Now if only everyone had that enthusiasm, at least without it being a risk of a metoo trap 5-70 years from now

Eris, I dun even know where you be. I also don't drive cause I have panic attacks behind the wheel. There is no way I could be wherever the hell you were at when I was in cooleg.

~~Not to mention I wouldn't be able to do vaginal so....~~

YOU LIVE WITH JOE ROGAN?

Did he ask you if you tried DMT?

Rip

Oh no I feel the rabbit hole opening underneath me

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

And they're also jews