Cause that is a major case of COPE that you have there

Gross

Needs more toppings

Lad

Get some bread

And rice

You can spend $10 on 20 pounds of rice

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How do you cheat at computer chess

Wtf

Lol

Left hand

One time a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kickboxing

More

I'm bad at chess

@bronykorwin why do you use < so often

🤔

Dial 8

@Swiss Dave sex 2 is anal

No it's sex 2: butt boogaloo

Then there's sex 3: the rethroatening

What is that

Wow lad do you even lift

BRB taking a selfie

Selfie took

Typical nolifter cope

C
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@Swiss Dave I do live in a place called boystown owo

I love incels

Wow

Didn't know you guys were so alpha in here

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@Swiss Dave ngl king you should get some meat

Play VR more often, you will get bigger arms

What kind

Have you ever had frog legs

I also have never

I hear they're good though

Hmm

I wonder if I can do that today

@rogalik based

Lul

Why are you all so skinny

Pls

Based

Dave lift some weights, king

Exercise makes you feel good

Endorphins

I don't lift, I only play beat saber

Basically as long as you're moving

Beat saber is the best workout I've ever done

I can do one handed push ups, and my only workout is from beat saber

Strange though cause I feel like I used to be stronger but still couldn't do one handed

I dont

I don't lift at all

Maybe

How can I test

Hmm

Can't I just go to the store and see the heaviest weight I can curl?

Oh

Ok

I don't think I will be able to update you guys any time soon

Bench pressing isn't really something that I come across the opportunity to do very often

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Maybe I can ask to bench her

I don't think she will tell me an accurate weight though cause female

@Swiss Dave calm down

He's baiting

Hard

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@Swiss Dave is that an Eminem reference

"Fuck shit ass cunt shibbidy Doo bop, and Christopher Reeves"

Oh

Unbased

Kek

Sex

@Swiss Dave they don't feel the same though

What

Thanks for sharing

Good

Stop typing

dialate

Hi

But it tastes good

I don't smoke

Gross

Can't taste it

Useless

I love the taste of Scotch, personally

And cognac

Hm?

You like oaky liquors?

I can respect that but it isn't really my favorite

I love the taste of peat

Into what

That's disgusting

Most people really don't like alcoholic stuff

But scotch is delicious