Only one way to find out

I personally pour boiling water directly into my butthole

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/EATGE-New-2016-Men-Sexy-T-shirt-Fashion-White-Print-Short-Sleeve-O-neck-Sex/32601180335.html?

>We've constantly been getting chinked

Ah cool, I just got a $4 off coupon on ali

Just want to inhale dem vape tiddies

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32696703618.html
I ordered those

Probably going to be shit though

<:kms:327934280619655179>

I kind of want the xiaomeme robot vacuum cleaner

But it's expensive and my wagecuck bucks can only go so far

Chink tent?

Get rid of the stuff after .html?

/csg/ link shortener when?

Could get a chip pan

Just get the oil from taobao

it says what it works on doesnt it

Which is most things on ali 🤷

I'm not keen on the lack of multi-coloured notification lights in the A1

Dunno why, just really rustles my jimmies

try banggood

this the a1?

>Trying to by a Samsung Galaxy on a chink website

Nice to instantly know what sort of notification ti was

Should I start paying in USD rather than GBP?

wait my bank might charge me for currency conversion lmao

It's more like I can set my currency on Ali etc, so prices show up in british currency

It doesn't really matter I think

Ah yeah

Went through as pounds in my bank anyway so

So I have 15 select coupons on ali

somehow

Any differences between the select coupons?

that is a very good point

"Coupon Name: Select_Coupon_Anniversay_Sale_Payment"

So I guess it's for anything in the sale <:hmm:346343150052311050>

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-MINI-E17-CREE-XM-L-T6-2000LM-Torch-Zoomable-LED-Flashlight-light-by-3xAAA-battery/32239029815.html

>Called ebuyfire

Hmm

I'm just sifting through the randomiser

laffin

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Hot-Sale-High-Quality-Mountain-Bike-Bicycle-Tire-Repair-Fluid-Emergency-Tire-Fix-Bicycle-Repair/32829322111.html

I think there's a puncture in the tyre

idk, looks pretty inserted to me

kek

Can't believe the tyre bleeds when it's been stabbed

ENHANCE

in awe at the size of that lad. absolute unit

Micro usb port died on me

No idea

Yeah

Getting to the point where I had to wiggle the charger around

I've ordered a new part so

Maybe, I've had it for a while

Oh, yeah I did kek

But it was charging fine after I dropped it anyway

Not like it matters since I have an A1 now and a new module being delivered <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Not yet

Yeah

I got a nice case for my a1

https://www.banggood.com/Bakeey-Luxury-Ultra-Thin-Streamer-Lines-PC-Protective-Back-Case-For-Xiaomi-Mi-A1-Xiaomi-Mi-5X-p-1213007.html

I'm trying to figure out if I actually need anything when this ali anniversary happens

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I've got a vertical mouse so I might get a new one

Something more comfy than the lump of plastic I have

Nothing confusing about them lmao

Just a mouse on its side

Which one do I go for though

5.99" is too big imo

If there was a global 5.5" with usb c then I'd be tempted

So that's the Chinese version then?

Says global version in that screenshot

"official global version" <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

It's the Indian version then

They all say global

Wish the A1 had quick charge

Reeeee

Has usb c port

I've been looking into it like and it doesn't have quick charging after Oreo upgrade

Something about Xiaomi didnt pay for the licence to use it

What's the best Chinese equivalent though 🤔

Can't you just use acid instead

Or has that died out in London?

>Spice boxes STILL processing

Awayy lads I paid £1.10 for them

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32856219684.html

O-oh

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32856219684.html

Might just go to Wilko's in the UK tbh and get tubs from there

45p if you go to savers <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Yeah but

45p for a 500ml bottle of pepsi

Who's the real winner here

Just drink pepsi max mate

No sugar tax then

had a pack of sugar free polos once in once sitting

lost about 5 stone

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-version-Japanese-anime-3d-mouse-pad-wristbands-Cartoon-Creative-sexy-mouse-pad-Chest-mouse/32596516751.html

WHEW

Will ali increase the item cost for the anniversary