I'm a stock boye

I stock every phone I get

Yeah I think i'll get an android one

But that bezel tho

come on man its 2018

o wait

amazon has the mi a1 on same-day delivery

£190

I dont need it now

but I want it now

Bought. God I love amazon.

I'm not super down with the bezel design but I can live with that for £200. I'll probably be upgrading at some point to whatever google fuschia becomes

@Lefteris [screaming capitalists]

You know the US has invaded countries over less right?

The last thing I'm going to use my camera for is taking selfies

/g/ doesnt need to see my middle aged sweaty balls and EDC

Eww why would you talk to girls?

"Hey girls, check out my knife collection and assortment of glocks."

"I also have this vintage nokia, a calculator watch, and three vapes"

Yeah, whatever happened to the cornucopia of colours phones used to come in?

Limiting profit margin is basically capitalist treason

You've got to think of the shareholders man...

Those poor shareholders...

The day Xiaomi phones appear in the highstreet stores in the UK is the day they've won

Or EE offering them on contract

Fuck those guys

I do not trust Huawei at all ever, I will never buy a Jewaei product

Wow

Greece has money to buy new phones

but still cant PAY DEBT

>notch

contracted?

If you calculate it, it works out almost identical really

The only difference is you're paying over time and are locked in

Whats the conversion ratio on banggoodboy points?

Also I failed to get my Mi A1 same-day 😦

I was out raiding Maplin's closing down sale when they delivered and they didn't leave it with a neighbour

Thats not chinese price

haha thats cute

How could you not notice a battery pack on your panties though?

Anyone got one of those meme sonic screwdrivers?

CAnt wait for the custom firmware that lets you fake pregnancy to your cuck husband

install some random shit off of xda dev

First android phone, go

HTC Magic

It had a fucking TRACK BALL on it

amazing phone

First "smart" phone, O2 XDA Exec (HTC made)

Full sized SD card slot, resistive touchscreen (w/ plastic stylus of course). FULL querty keyboard....

It only goes 180 degrees

But i had a really satisfying snappy detent

Windows Mobile 5 (I got an image off of XDA for Mobile 6)

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/4118TWTVDHL._SL500_AC_SS350_.jpg I miss being able to drop my phone

(the old one wasn't exactly expensive plastic)

MOTHERFUCKERS

Just opened my amazon packaging for my MI A1

bag of sugar...

Either my neighbour or the shitty courier swapped it out of the shitty insecure amazon packaging.

Either way getting a full refund from amazon right now

Nah dont even need to

Yeah, it was a box of Silver Spoon Icing Sugar

I will

@Tribit It wasnt amazon, it was the courier. The one I bought had loads of good reviews

http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/65684147#p65691381

Yeah but next-day my dude

I'm just gonna get it delivered to work.

I doubt I'm going to get sugar'd twice

t. man sugar'd twice

@Kayser-i Rûm 190

Amazon want me to return the bag of sugar to get a refund

ye

refund inc, replacement ordered

Ye

Its a negro phone

I'm an impatient asshole

I bet it was my fucking paki neighbours

Cos the courier said it was delivered there, but I found it in my mailbox

ill wait and see if I see em with a suspiciously chinky phone

I dont think a bag of sugar would have left the warehouse

Either way, a £190 refund to amazon is chump change and Im a long prime customer so I dont see any issues with the refund

TS100 should be arriving soon

It is

I was mad for like a minute

Im mostly mad about not being able to fondle my new slab

It was most likely the courier

Why would the courier say he gave it to a neighbour if he posted it through my letter box?

Couriers in this country are all romanian/polish fucking dirtbags

UK

London

👌

ITS NOT FAT ITS CARBS

Someone gimme nick change permission

OK whos admin?

set my name to Sweet Dude

Sweet Bro*

How long do you think it'll be before the Mi A2 has a global release?

Fuckit, A1 will do for now my galaxy battery is bulging again

I dont want to open it and void my return

@Phatique yes and yes