get away from me

Im afraid of my penis

Listen

my penis is shaped like a tricycle

cultural

marxism

What does it take to get the regular tag

Gaming chairs are the gateway to degeneracy

Return to traditional wood chairs

FUCK man

Why do women ignore me on snapchat

im 6"2'

ive had every single one of the messages in that picture sent to me on snap

Im going to go on a rampage through starbucks

FUCK dude

This one bitch in high school curved me for a month straight

This is why I started lifting

Look at the uninterested gf pic

it means they avoid plans with you

Well im dating a basic bitch rn

And I get why they do that

Its all about attention

Because being in a relationship makes you "worth it"

Because my gf told me this

men in relationships means that you have the capacity to be in a relationship

it makes you worth it dude

Thats why acting uninterested gets you bitches

yeah they are

But you cant change their nature

getting with women is like playing a game

Theres multiple strategies

but you cant change the game

The goal is always the same

women were always the same

The rules never changed

but the methods did

we live

in a society

sociedad

I intend to crash and burn inside a wendys at 3 Am with several needles stuck in my penis hole

Listen omega

I can get you the help you need

i can buy you

One mcChicken

Thats right

meat

comes from COCK

COCK

hey louis

Remember the time when we decentralized an entire economy

Remember the time when we blew up the J edgar hoover building

In minecraft

of course

I eat spicy curry

I am reminded every time I take a bite

Pakistan is fucked

peter griffin hozbollah mode

peter griffin tel aviv bombing incident

In the jewish way

Peter griffin was in ww2

Peter griffin blew up the USS Maine

Peter griffin cosplays as a dying grandfather to gain the trust of children online

Peter griffin tortured a vietnamese man to death in Cuba

Imagine

Just imagine caring about numbers that dictate how much you should know

Stop caring about a mundane number

Do you think Mecca hides peter griffins foreskin

Imagine owning a Jew

Im 140% nigga

im 200%

NIGGA

sneed

convince her that she is a chuck

and youre a sneed

Give up what

whats the basic gestalt nigga

nigga whats your problem

Theres so many other women to date

and you pick one thats being ebony blocked

now you know

get OUTTA there

Sentient fuckdolls

ive become too addicted to feet

what have I become

Poo eyes

Semen nacho feather leather coat

Listen here

If any of you have a Twitter

Delete it now

You are part of the problem

>unironically liking pewdiepie

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Don’t read if you don’t want to see spoilers

In marvel avengers endgame thanos is revealed to have anterior motives for getting the stones

He says “oh shit my bad I didn’t mean to snap”

He then brings all beings back that died in the snap

He uses the time stone to bring back his foreskin which he lost at birth