Elmo

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2019-08-16 06:58:06 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

@AliceHitsBlunts will you date me?

2019-08-16 06:58:31 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Im talking to Alice

2019-08-16 06:58:41 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Alice is a female name

2019-08-16 06:58:48 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

oh

2019-08-16 06:59:01 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

hes probably got flat feet if hes asian

2019-08-16 06:59:28 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

@AliceHitsBlunts got pics of your hubbie's feet?

2019-08-16 07:00:09 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

nah my meming is too thirsty to be legit

2019-08-16 07:00:54 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

if you think feet are gross take care of your own feet

2019-08-16 07:01:09 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

if they get banged up they really affect your life

2019-08-16 07:02:05 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

bunions, hammer toe, plantar fasciitis, heel spurs

2019-08-16 07:02:10 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

those things can make life hell

2019-08-16 07:03:40 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

do you think humans will evolve to not have pinkie toes since they dont do anything?

2019-08-16 07:04:56 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

you risk becoming a foot narcissist for that cash tho

2019-08-16 07:05:35 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

the appendix provides a function what are you talking about

2019-08-16 07:06:07 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

I'd say the 5th metatarsal is what controls the balance not the toe itself

2019-08-16 07:06:38 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

the pinkie toe is just mass

2019-08-16 07:07:09 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

it aids in the immune system

2019-08-16 07:07:19 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

people live with artificial hearts

2019-08-16 07:07:28 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

does that mean the heart is unnecessary ?

2019-08-16 07:08:30 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

not having one weakens your immune system

2019-08-16 07:08:53 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

its not major but it is affecting your body by not being there

2019-08-16 07:09:13 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

if you get your appendix removed can you send us pics of it?

2019-08-16 07:09:40 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

in the jar pics is ok

2019-08-16 07:09:51 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

but under natural light would be ideal

2019-08-16 07:09:53 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

thanks

2019-08-16 07:11:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

if your kid has an appendix thats about to rupture can you send us pics of it? I wanna see a smol one

2019-08-16 07:12:13 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Im talking about in the event that its gonna need to be removed, not remove it for recreation

2019-08-16 07:12:33 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

im not in favor of recreational surgeries

2019-08-16 07:12:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

unless your feet are naturally wolfish that is

2019-08-16 07:13:16 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

if so then ๐Ÿ‘ snip ๐Ÿ‘ them ๐Ÿ‘ claws!

2019-08-16 07:14:25 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

got any paw pics?

2019-08-16 07:17:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

i can see the paws in that one, thanks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611751317005664277/611820874646945803/paws.png

2019-08-16 07:19:14 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

this one is showing the paw pads

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611751317005664277/611821257595289600/paws2.png

2019-08-16 07:20:17 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

they do look like beans

2019-08-16 07:20:42 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

thats adorable

2019-08-16 07:21:01 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

calling them fur babies is not tho

2019-08-16 07:21:05 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

so you're back to 0

2019-08-16 07:21:18 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

thats what 0s say

2019-08-16 07:22:20 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Alice do cats have appendix as well?

2019-08-16 07:22:26 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

or is that only for humans and books?

2019-08-16 07:23:03 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

damn

2019-08-16 07:23:21 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

gotta delete that cat appendix folder I had planned

2019-08-20 04:29:31 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611780143530246155/613228096299991050/1566261281165m.jpg

2019-08-20 04:29:36 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didnโ€™t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

2019-08-21 02:11:19 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Duck me daddy

2019-08-21 02:11:37 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

Make me quack like the bad goose that I am

2019-08-24 01:04:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

i pinged

2019-08-24 01:04:55 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

to say Yoda is a qt 3.14

2019-08-24 01:05:27 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

yeah this place is super secure now

2019-08-24 01:06:16 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Are. We. Cuties?

2019-08-24 01:06:33 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Hello. There. Again.

2019-08-24 01:06:59 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Wee. Are. All. One. Now.

2019-08-24 01:07:49 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: This. Is. Fun. I'll. Have. To. Do. It. On. Other. Servers. Its. Unique.

2019-08-24 01:08:20 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Our. Style. Now.

2019-08-24 01:08:53 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Is. It. Turning. You. On. Alpha?

2019-08-24 01:09:28 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Yes-We-Are-Ready-For-Your-Lovin.

2019-08-24 01:10:10 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Become. One. With. Us. Alpha.

2019-08-24 01:11:02 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

I.II.III: O.k. I. w.i.l.l. i.t. s.e.e.m.s. e.a.s.y. e.n.o.u.g.h. t.o. d.o.

2019-08-24 01:11:35 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>:Its-Like-We-Are-Talking-Under-Water.

2019-08-24 01:12:16 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

69: but69can69you69type69like69this69tho?

2019-08-24 01:13:12 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Yeah-I-Am. Why-Do-You-Ask?

2019-08-24 01:13:44 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: What-Is-Your-Weapon-Of-Choice-On-Your-Hunt?

2019-08-24 01:14:00 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Also-Are-You-A-Fatty?

2019-08-24 01:14:55 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Tell-Me-Your-BMI-And-IQ-And-MBPT.

2019-08-24 01:15:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Have-You-Ever-Burned-Coal?

2019-08-24 01:21:39 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Youve-Passed-The-tests-so-far.

2019-08-24 01:22:18 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: My-Dms-Shall-Remain-Open-To-You.

2019-08-24 01:22:37 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Who.Is.Chemmie?

2019-08-24 01:24:07 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

>: Friendship-Accepted.

2019-08-24 03:03:41 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Are.You.Turned.On.Yet.Alpha?

2019-08-24 03:03:58 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: We're.Doing.The.Typing.You.Like.

2019-08-24 03:04:29 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Our. Type. Of. Typing.

2019-08-24 03:04:45 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Whats. umgah-speak?

2019-08-24 03:05:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: I'm. Fine. With. Theists. If. It. Makes. Them. Less. Criminal. As. A. Result.

2019-08-24 03:06:18 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Aren't. You. Gay. Coyous?

2019-08-24 03:06:54 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

69w69

2019-08-24 03:07:24 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

w: Which. One. Has. The. Benis?

2019-08-24 03:07:48 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

^sounds pretty good to me

2019-08-24 03:08:45 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

weird Alpha

2019-08-24 03:08:47 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

thats weird

2019-08-24 03:09:02 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

so you're what? a life-cuck?

2019-08-24 03:10:34 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

yeah to life itself

2019-08-24 03:11:00 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

depends on ones actions

2019-08-24 03:11:16 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

how can one be a cuck to death?

2019-08-24 03:12:07 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

only thing that somewhat makes sense is commiting suicide doesnt let you cuck to death

2019-08-24 03:12:20 UTC [LCU Social Hub #talking-circle]  

because you kill yourself and not mortality

2019-08-26 00:19:53 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

I got pinged

2019-08-26 00:22:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

Who pinged

2019-08-26 03:32:39 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

I have that pic too

2019-08-26 03:33:14 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

It doesnt trigger trypophobics tho

2019-08-26 03:33:26 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611780143530246155/615388308276510720/1566763897968.jpg

2019-08-26 03:34:47 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611780143530246155/615388651123376138/image0-8.png

2019-08-26 03:35:22 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

Do it

2019-08-26 03:37:13 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

Nice

2019-08-26 03:37:27 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611780143530246155/615389319225671681/1566673298310m.jpg

2019-08-26 03:39:34 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

They aren't tagging you @Mr. Dapperton

2019-08-26 03:39:43 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

@everyone

2019-08-26 03:39:50 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

I can do it too

2019-08-26 03:40:39 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

Hmm

2019-08-26 03:41:02 UTC [LCU Social Hub #tavern]  

Seems that the members role is able to ping still

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