My other cousin was the only survivor of an IED in Afghanistan

Damn

Buy stock in tiki torches NOW

Yeah i picked a really shitty time to kind of start getting my life together

Lmao

Got my personal training cert literally the week they shut down all the gyms in dallas County lmfao

Owned

LOL facts

Thank God i have a squat rack in my garage i can at least kind of do some real lifting

I've been switching off between whiskey and xanax but i think I'm gonna stop

Not going crazy bc i live with family members but

Mostly just fucked up my sleep schedule bc all i do now is work out and play video games lmao

Shit isn't really shut down where I'm at

Most restaurants are still doing carry out, a lot of stores are still open

Starbucks apparently

If anything they're working more

Around here

"oh no one's driving now we can patch up half the interstate"

Good cuz this stretch of the highway has been under construction for like 10 years

I went out for a drive and an 18 wheeler tire exploded right next to my car while we were both going like 90

Haven't really done much driving after that lol

I almost hit the chick driving next to me and i guess she's a city girl and used to that type of thing bc the look on her face didn't even change lmao

Shit man i didn't even study

Should have done that

Time to buy the peak baybeeee

Yeah I'm bad about the connection between irl friends and internet stuff

I'm not prolific online or anything but every now and then there's an awkward crossover lol

I'm basically the same irl as i am online though idk how i get away with half the shit i say

Maybe texas is better about this stuff

I said "jew York times" to my boss on more than one occasion

Female boss at that

It's awful

Most of my jobs have been retail so that's kinda how it goes

Haven't had gastric in a hot minute

Gastrus*

I remember a lot of that shit i was in shawns health and hubris discord back when that was still around

Part of what made me want to get into personal training

Definitely him and stud and them were talking about keto and gut flora and shit way before anyone else

Lmao

Yeah i decided i want kids first before i start messing with that

Is that shit actually safe

I did a half ass ostarine cycle a long time ago

Lol yeah there's plastic and estrogen and shit in everything we're all tranny timebombs

Lmfaooooo

Just being a trump voter did it for me

Shitlib college girls loved it

Still haven't figured that one out

One of them was a Mexican of dubious legal status

Like immigration wise not age lmfao

I never see any of the white Mexicans around here it's unfortunate

I've seen literally one family when i was on a job once and they were beautiful people

Lord help me I'm looking at ligandrol online now lmfao

Almost certainly

Closest I got to marriage was a girl who did online classes so start stalking the online class forums my man

Lmfao

Met her in person but whatever the idea is the same

I try to be understanding of police but

When i see a female cop I'm just like come on dude what are you doing

They're always the most uppity

Had a monster the other day that was like agave or something?

Like a teal color it was like pina colada or smth it was fire

The cookies and cream slaps

Shit i gotta find a pink one

I think i got memed into monster from //fit//

"First sip of the day"

Never did get a juul tho

Aite

Always gotta check the digit ratio just to be safe

I feel like it's hard to tell with blacks

Hard-er at least

I've seen black females that look exactly like cuz up there but i don't think I've ever seen a convincing white tranny

Please don't try to prove me wrong btw I'm good

Guilt trip is underrated

The only n word i like is nowledge

Entire Twitter accounts exist to complain about like 4 dudes

So this is the power of "rent free"

True

LOL

Who was/is the worst politithot

Shoe?

Anyone remember margret belly or whatever

Oh shit

Tila tequila falls into that category huh lmao

Forgot about her

She was pretty kooky before but that might have been the Limitless pill that unlocked the other 80% of her schizophrenia yeah

Yeah she was like a MySpace celeb or something right

And then got a dating show like Flava Flav

It was a better time

I even liked shit like jersey shore

And the redneck offshoot of it

Room raiders

Clearly staged but still pretty fun

Would firebomb a 5G tower with ngl

Whitoids really fell off

What could it mean...?

Sweat time baybee

@lildizzyvert

Seventh day fagventists

Not epic

Do ppl still not get the concept of developing doctrines and stuff