little pre internet but still plenty of stupid horrible internet

those are illegal now so sad

shit my mom used to make me spend days outside

that old bitch

lol

I had a contingency plan for everything, my step dad was a drug dealer so..

I was the one who was supposed to grab the stash and hit the woods on my secret trails

more like joint roller boy

cops never came

shit I got my medical license now

75% thc concentrate

thats my shit

I remember when I was 12

lol I know

I'm a super heavy weight

except for the air force I been smoking for like 12 years

I'd bet 10,000 $ that I've out drank you too

I probly have a low life expectancy

not any more

but back in the day

I stick to a 6 pack of beer or a bottle of wine thats it

yea navy guys tend to booze hard

you can shotgun a glass bottle with a bendy straw lol

yea I seen guys do that pretty silly

yup

more like 2 and the cops are coming

I used to pound those and try to fight the gate guards on base

they drove me to the base hotel and made me pay 50$ for a room

because my stupid friend passed out

I did that too

well almost

I walked into my neighbors room

fatass phillipino

the fattest philipino ever

named nacu

he loved katy perry

he gave me a wooden katana

he was nice

he didn't have a girl

I hooked up with the hottest girl in the unit

for 2 years

then when my dad died she fucked 10 of my coworkers

I hated the first guy but thats how we hooked up so whatever

she was engaged to some cuck

can't be that mad right

plus I met my wife a few months later and she has this thing called honor and dignity so thats cool

I thought you was gonna play OPP

ok now there's pearl jam

???

that was my stupid laptop

I've never heard this

I am

https://youtu.be/kmSPCOby-1A

this was the 1st song we played at my dads funeral very short and beautiful acoustic guitar by Sky Dawg

very much so

mostly rock but I'll listen to any good music

good rock? lol

https://youtu.be/wwyXQn9g40I

here's the 2nd song

yes

some

nah man I love grunge and hair metal and all

sabaton?

ok

great start

this some euro shit huh

YA

kinda reminds me of volbeat meets thor's choir

I love volbeat

DUES VULT

you ever play the total war games?

hell yea

I always play as some obscure christian nation

denmark into egypt ftw

as long as you listen to the allman brothers

white brilliance

as described by a cuban immigrant

and cubans have good taste in cigars cars music and women

no not so much

but cigars tho

I been thinking about kicking my brothers ass

of course I'd have to buy a plane ticket

it wasn't just the song

he said some scorched earth shit

talking bout how he makes so much money and works and his house is worth so much and said that since I don't work I'm a useless piece of shit

like a leech on society

but wait a minute hoss I didn't go to daycare when I grew up I went to the military ya know which had its own costs

I have not been able to even get a job since

yea fuck him

his dumbass has student debt

I have house debt

well he lives in the country

30 minutes from the city

how much pollution is that

fuckin hypocrit says he ain't havin kids cuz the climate change

meanwhile I've already paid 1500+ in AI fees for my wife

and we are probly gonna have to pay 15,000$ for IVF

and that might not work

I ain't holding my breath

yea