I'm surprised that they used Python to write that stuff. After all, it is a... *white*space-based language 😎

*Nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice*

<Insert witty "Matt and I once made Love" line here>

Pikachu is whatever ze wants to be

So does this mean we can get every college employee in Texas arrested by driving around campuses with a loudspeaker blaring "Matt and I once made love" jokes?

another entry in the seemingly endless number of scripting languages

I liked Ruby better anyway

This is what youtube puts on trending.
Let us suffer together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4TPSVMdhp4

So we need to replace all classical composers with black trans lesbians, is what I took away from that piece. All throughout reading it I was hoping to discover it was satire.

Does anyone remember when being disabled or a victim of something was a hurdle to overcome rather than a goal to be exploited for maximum points?

I can't

This whole thing really highlights the differences between "Live and let live" and "Live and utterly annihilate anyone I don't like" worldviews

There's something about that pout that makes her look like a kindergartener who just got told she couldn't have a second helping of ice cream

bUt I WAnT iT!

https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/06/27/arbys-tests-meat-products-that-look-like-carrots/

I identify as a heavyweight champion. Stop oppressing me

Swalwell's twitter picture looks like he's about to consume that baby. Schlorp.

But where do you put the bullet button for the infinite ammo cheat code?

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-pride-month-ends-shame-on-you-america-month-begins

oof, need a palate cleanser after that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTseTg48568

I wish I could play with even half as much soul as he does

Well, it is important to have a good sense of rhythm when you're playing. I knew a guy who taught bass guitar who would ask the question of new students, "Can you shake your booty?"

dang lead guitars getting all the attention

can't say I'm familiar; I'll have to look him up later

ah

I'm more of a fan of bands like Sabaton and Iron Maiden

I'll have a listen when I'm done working later

nice

Can't say that I do. I typically don't engage in discord groups beyond this one

I just watched this on 2x speed. Barely made it through. Jeez, that was bad. Glad to see it's getting appropriately ratio'd though

o7

oh god

@Salacious Swanky Cat , your wish for a shitty shop has been granted

Version 2

Literally anything else, eh? Sounds ripe for abuse.

We see here a spectrum of Karens. The middle one is just starting on the bath to Karenhood, the one on the left is one transformation away, and the third is their final form.

It looks like a slight breeze would break those cucks in half

"Blow it up"
That's a funny way of spelling *liberate* pardner...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3l75LEkxY

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/07/05/turns-out-there-werent-airports-back-then/?noredirect=on

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/06/05/trump-wants-starring-role-july-th-jefferson-settled-punch-cake/

Now they're in love with historical accuracy and early presidents

It's close enough to what they're doing to him for what he said about being able to work with people he disagrees with

"You didn't say this guy is literally hitler, that means you love hitler"

I would have paid good money to attend a Q&A session on Security with her.

I identify as a rich aristocrat, thank you very much. I think you need to check your privilege and look in the mirror to see the peasant.
The Nerve....

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/northwest/idaho/article232238047.html

https://imgur.com/a/q7n4KVT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6LibuC4N0
This one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRi-UouACL8

A moderately relevant gem

Just wait until Matt gets his hit piece - then we'll *all* be on a list :)

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-still-trying-to-shake-some-sense-into-california

Why did you upload a gray picture?

I think you're seeing things

Maybe the color spectrum is circular and they will keep going and end up wrapping around to white?

After all, color is just a social construct

Dayum, looks great! How many hours did this take you?

https://sputniknews.com/us/201907091076190763-alien-hunters-storm-us-area-51/

I bet this is just shitposting, but if they actually do it then it will be a chance to cycle out stale ordnance.

Nice. Where can I buy these targets for my own range?

vegans are finally going full circle into cannibalism
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xgq4e/i-made-meringues-out-of-my-own-blood-and-ate-them

This individual looks like the sort of person you might find in San Fransisco. Why not both?

Probably the point, though I don't know who he thought he was going to convince to turn vegan with this stunt.

what about drinking?

touche

The longer I stare at that tweet, the more brain cells I can feel dying. It's a strange sensation .

Here you go. You're welcome guys.

Geez, I just tabbed back in that this is in the middle of my screen

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/07/09/metal-drinking-straw-fatally-impales-woman-england/1684768001/

Assault straws

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/google-admits-listening-smart-speaker-105207882.html

Nothing we didn't already know here, but still another reason not to put listening devices in your home.

Ah yes, I remember Bill Whittle had a fun take on this.
"It had recoil like a bazooka (or some other type of recoilless weapon)"

The real fun part is that he doubled down in the follow up
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/reporter-who-got-ptsd-from-firing-a-rifle-responds-to-critics

`"But what if a weapons manufacturer could fashion a handgun that would fire a nuclear blast — an atomic version of an AR-15, if you will," he asked`

Amazing like Desmond

Well, when your worldview on the matter dictates that you're holding a possessed object that wants to kill you the moment you turn away, you might be a *teensy* bit traumatized

or just a pussy, who knows?

If they want to find ray guns, I bet the army has a few ray guns to show off there.

Basically a giant microwave gun

https://youtu.be/Kr_j_7oXbNE?t=3m32s
Ghost Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z353BT6I18

The interns are working on it, but we need to get more whips for them - the old ones wore out.

Just helps me appreciate the old stuff all the more.
Also saves money, since I know it's not worth paying to see anything new.

And I think many people are also getting tired of this trend. Just look at the Ghostbusters or Ocean's 11 fem-makes.

I see he did not use any upper-case letters in his manifesto. He must have something against proper capitalization. That's... captial-ist

Would it be fair to characterize that as a terrorist attack? Being made by a member of an officially classified terrorist organization

Ban Assault Lemons

Finnish WWII history specifically, I've noticed. Someone called in to talk about Simo Haya, another person to talk about the Winter War generally.

We'll turn Matt and Blonde into Finnish history nerds yet

There are many very cool stories from that time period on all sides that don't get good optics because it messes up the Pure Good versus Pure Evil storyline

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/cetjaz/dudes_gun_falls_out_of_his_pants_as_he_walks_into/