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No contaminated pussy for this nig

I found a place that's selling organic filter 2 packs for $13 each

I should wipe out their entire stock

But I don't wanna be a dick

Naahh

I'd use em

But

Eh

Bad karma

I know where to get good stuff though

Cuz trade skill

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0859JY4RR/ref=sspa_mw_detail_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Lol look at that

20 masks

Imagine coofing

Ee

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Who the fuck buys stuff from the coof center

Imagine not having a ton of these

I have 100lbs of rice

And a ton of beans

And 3 months of spaghetti o's

I'm in Washington

In the country

I'm not in the city

I have stuff

Kinda like guns

More like

KabOwOm stuff

💣

It's not against the law

To have a very large amount of fireworks

Indian rez

Hit pothole

Fucking explodes

I could snuggle up next to the virus and be safe

I already taped the head of my penis shut

And put in my butt plug

Virus is fucked

Also

Pro tip

Buy 50% rubbing alcohol, put in spray bottle, mist your equipment and gloves and such

It's enough to kill the virus but you can use it on your face without roasting your eyes

Spray yourself before suiting down

Be this guy

HOLY SHIT THE BREAD LOL

EVERYONE BOUGHT THE NUMBER ONE SHITTIEST PREPPER FOOD

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CA is going to shit lol

LOL

NOT THE PASTAAAA

The real reason to prep isn't for the virus

It's for the stupid fucks who wipe out the shelves buying 80 tons of raw garlic

Fuckin chongbongs raiding all the shit

Go back to chink land

SNIFFFF

Mmm YES I CAN EAT THIS I THINK

https://www.amazon.com/3M-Particulate-2091-Respiratory-Protection/dp/B00CEHI82Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=3m+particulate+filter&qid=1582966476&sprefix=3m+par&sr=8-3

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/2-new-coronavirus-cases-emerge-in-washington-in-king-county-and-snohomish-county/%3famp=1

FUCK

OH FUCK I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

OOOH FUCK

I quit my job in February because my employer refused to provide me with ppe

He joked "Are you planning to come into contact with someone from wuhan? Haha"

I walked out

I hope the fat bastard dies

He should, he has HIV from fucking dudes

Personal protection equipment

I had to literally walk through liquid garbage

I asked for boots

No

Asked for gloves

No

Asked for face protection from splatter

No

Walked out

I don't care, I'm not gonna work for a company who does that

I don't even care enough to pursue it legally

They do

My fat boss wouldn't give me the HR number

So I called corporate and told them what happened and wasn't interested in getting my job back

And left

Haven't heard anything since

Moral of the story

Bug out, move into a trailer and help your parents with chores

I'm secured af

No way to get the virus

I never go out