is your dad a mall cop or smth

Paul Blart is a family name gosh darnit

I REFUSE

to allow this aggression towards our lord and savior

who the fuck is Karen

it's me, Karen, here to bring you your daily essential oils

sit still and let mommy rub this on the back of your neck ok 💕

leave me and my thicc glasses alone

what are we talking about

alright

just gave my dog a bath

feels like I got more of a bath than she did but that's ok

do you need soothing lavender or zen chamomile

@Lain try some eucalyptus oil

😊

what does librarian experience entail

yall ever eat dilly bites

delicious dilly bites

listen

online bullying is a serious crime

didnt you see when that whacko chris Hansen actually started showing up at people's houses?!

:'(

calling bully hunters as we speak

you know they say sarcasm doesnt transfer well through text

boy howdy does it ever not

WOULD YOU LIKE LAVENDER

OR EUCALYPTUS

*yeast*

ah. bread in the oven.

I have some pickle juice essential oils that I find are great for unwinding after a long day

yeah its just

literal pickle juice

I'm reminded of the simple pleasures with each sniff

😠

it raining

Hola

:)(

I dont think it is that seriouse

*mega hug*

Frick and heck

My fur baby got to see her siblings today:(

I put a frown because I am still sad about Moonlight

:(

You are in our thoughts

Well HECK

Now I'm hungry