I can’t wait to teach my parrot to say “I used to be a boy, they turned me into this, HELP ME”

African greys can be as smart as 5 year olds

He can already say like 30 words

When he feels like it

I’d teach him the three different phrases and he’d say them in any order he wants

But I can’t get him to say anything on demand

He loves pine nuts but refuses to do anything for them

His favorite thing is to meow like a cat and then I have to run down stairs cuz it sounds like my cat is dying

And he bowls like a dog

Howls

It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

That’s wrong to do

Imo

Oh that would be cool

I’d still be worried because smell good stuff is deadly to parrots

Like if someone sprayed perfume on him he could die

As long as they aren’t missing feathers they are probably happy

When they’re stressed out they pick otherwise they are probably happy

He looks like he is smiling all the time

Most in America are called Smokey or Gandalf

Mine is Davy Jones

I love him so much he is my son and I would die for him

Good I don’t want to have sex with you either lol

This is me as a boy

@jmack normal selfie plz

Damn you are hot

Someone give me something on YouTube to watch that’s like an hour long

I can still find other people attractive and compliment them

Yeah I haven’t run him off yet

Not for lack of trying

Yep never miss a dose

Last spring I did ok

No that was the one before last

Give me something to watch

Schizoaffective

But for a year I’ve met the criteria of bipolar 2

Schizophrenia is having a psychotic break that last at least two weeks at least once every 3 months I believe but schizoaffective is every six months

Or something like that

They are both the same thing which is psychotic bipolar

Schizophrenia is actually a mood disorder

Yes

Drugs are super dangerous though, I accidentally went off a new antidepressant a couple weeks ago and had a small psychotic break

Because you will do worse in withdrawals than you will have never taking them

So going on and off is the worst thing you can do

Wellbutrin, lamictal, resperidone, hydradoxine, adderall

It helps me focus on work so I don’t get distracted and fall into a delusional state

It only makes you psychotic if you take more than you are supposed to and stop sleeping

Yeah they are horrible to go on

But all the side effects go away after three weeks usually

They checked mouths at mine

Mental hospitals are horrible evil places

Have you been in the psych ward of a jail?

https://www.crazyabuse.com/abrianna.html

That’s what happened to me in jail

Someone give me something to watch on YouTube that is like an hour long

This might do

Ok I’m going to work ttyl

Actually I’m going to drink some tea first

Earl grey

I used to smoke weed with my boss at when of those horse trail guide places

One

Don’t go to college

Go to trade school

They pay you like $50k a year

They are worthless thanks to affirmative action

@LumpyAcidFish good plan

Josh Hawley is the last hope for the Republican Party

Missouri will secede and ship out all their minorities

OhI love gore and violence

I won’t

If you are in New York they will only have time for thought crimes, nothing else matters there

Oh shit get out

Move to Missouri

I seriously think he will secede someday soon

This politician will give you hope for America

He is the only one

https://youtu.be/LA0Q2ca3LB8

We need someone to lead the confederacy

It’s not fleeing

It’s collecting

Yeah Mexico has literally taken back california

It’s perfect that the cities are lost

All we gotta do is get a nuclear submarine to defect when the revolution starts

And we’ve won the war

Do you guys want to see my amazing pumpkin carving of Donald trump

And I did this

Yes

I should have taken a picture of it when it was open

It’s so deep

Ouch

So my best friends husband removed me from facebook because I "offend" him

like I am super center on facebook

fucking snowflakes

hey guys

sorry I haven't been on much

I've been hitting the gym a lot

do you want to see my progress?