yeh

measuring time's a waste

yeh

i'm hard

yeh

yeh

im gonna be the next fuhrer after the boogaloo

yeh

he's not commie, worse

militant anarchist

an elite class champion of the poor and downtrodden

a true hero

yeh

gotta give 110%

don't work if I don't see it

yeh

the golden speer

just take it and point in the direction of the enemy

you have to run it under the stream

channel it all

like catching

gotta catch em all, as above so below

same concept

bbq!

me and you!!!!!

writing a song

no hanky panky

somebody knocked earlier

what's it mean when people knock on your door but not invited?

I wouldn't let them see or hear me

try to watch from the side but couldn't see

no

i got those already

before

they may have seen me come out

no

no vehicles

i looked

yes

knock 4 times

2 on each door

no

nobody knows me

no

i didn't ask for them

the tetrahedron

pocket size

going to look for traces of their visit

bad feeling about this

yeh

stupid fuck

writing messages on my car

trying to con me

they left a note

they're pretending to be an investor

wanting to buy my property

some kind of trap

i'm holding out for the big money

no

no less than a million

no

shane's probably in on it

no it was a live human

he's been calling everyday

masks his number to appear from hong kong

yeh

shut up monkey

you don't know about the eightfold path

i'm the expert

buddha was a great magician

but i have even surpassed him

i usually just use spell check

yeh and big brain

Major Pseudointellectual

@Moad tell the truth now. Major Slow is S L O W, right?

another 70 IQ confirmed

i've been tested

i'm 180 IQ

revolution has begun

they really are

caught Major Slow hanging out in a furry server in vc last month

Major slOwO

should've taken screenshots

you're lying right now

i've seen you before

i'd trust Major slOwO over you

see

unlike you i don't really stalk and take screenshots

i draw but waiting on my new tablet to arrive

yeh

@Moad you are shit

hahahahahaha

you have to give it 110%

thats the secret to art

yeh

yeh

no you cant

you lying dog

no you didnt

they're still stalking you