we were gonna ship toothbrushes and sell them for profit

no not toothburshes

it was earphones

from uk to new zealand

we were talking about prices of some earphone and realised the prices were all fucked up for a particular brad

i don't own a tv

so i'm safe from the bobby

blows my mind

i go to my mums and she's watching adverts

it's winter.

i hate heat

as an alcoholic i am constantly hot

i have a collegue i work with on nights who just stopped drinking. he's 3 weeks sober now and has felt being cold at work for the first time a few days ago

was happy for him

he looks so much better

yes

he used to shake unconrollably

drank 6 liter of strong cider a night

a few times on shift he'd drink too

but i didn't care

yeah alcohol induced amnesia is scary

i think i saw my first sign a few days ago

i was checking someone in and completely forgot how nd had to ask someone else to show me even tho i've done it a thousand times

was scary

idk whether it was that or just me being a silly pleb

but it made me think

nah he's trying to help me

he keeps jabbing at me to stop and mocking me for it

he didn't used to eat at work but now he's making stuff all night, going through packs of biscuits

he's my best friend.

but yeah cold turkey isn't the way

i just taper

if i ever get enough energy to care

see ya in a bit xx

collect all of womens receipts

is that real

oh parody account

finna

is that a third eye cat

open the sparkles

dont eat the glue

spending money on hobbys is insane

do you still have the ca

how much they cost

fuuuuar

sellthem and get a big real car

im sure theres forums for nitro rc car enthusiasts u can sell

thrall send me some music

because he good taste

t!daily

t!yearlyloan

i love the porn were the guy sucks a dick

you forgot an AH

i have a single bed because if i ever have anybody in my bed i want them to be close to me

how do you steal a bed

thats not stealing thats being undesirable

think that

WHAT DID YA FAT ASS ORDER

boring choice

are you veggie

wtf weirdo

imagine not having the eternal palatte of a 14 year old

when i was younger, i was told i would enjoy mushrooms when i was older

i thought this was a myth, it was true and i am a believer now

i never take the opinion of someone who doesn't like mushrooms seriously as they're clearly underdevloped

mushrooms are my favourite

i gobble them like chocolate buttons

based nature

well thats rude

eat in your bed

undercrotch nerd

that woman is happily married

anvil jaw

always kiss your drug runner

AH AH AH AHH

based popeye

salad

youj too poor for leaves?

can buy a burger but not a tomato

summon a pear

you fat cunt

fat

we could tell

smfh

growl is correct

i havent been x since 2012

then leave abruptly

i meant you go then leave fast

sorry for the miscommunication

what a terible ide

imagining love is better than real love

no it's better

because it never has to end

i dont even have a back

lmfaooooooooooooooo#

you kissing her belly button as you missionary her

how big your cut dick

good

anything worth doing is worth doing sitting down

you ever heard of the marginal leaf hockster position