can i ask some americans smth

what is it about Scottish accents that make you guys go fkn mental

wut?

@InfantArsonist Shrek is a really bad Scottish accent

plus

in Scotland

there are 5 different distinct accents

Glaswegian, Edinburgh, Borderer, Fifer and Highlanders

@Lao Scott Brown is a Football player

not that fake shitty version of rugby u guys have over in the states

Can someone explain to me, what exactly is a Haram

?

i always thought a Haram was a group of women?

Question

how do you pronounce Edinburgh

easiest way to get it is to make the G silent :p

@Repzion Is Chris Hansens Lawyer representing both of you? or did you need to get your own lawyer

im so happy rn

im going to New York in May :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

i've never been outside the UK

@The Librarian Im staying with a...emm "Friend" so imma be fine

i already know everything i wanna do while im there

Empire State

USS Hornet

and das it

if i see those i'll be happy

for now yes...

Heh my brother went to Berlin like last week

I've 1 upped him i think

yea but they're all huge

everything in the USA is scaled up

even ure fking clothes

in the UK right im a medium size for a Tshirt

if I buy from the USA however, i need to get a small

fkn

making things complicated

well...soon we're gonna be in the same situation as the USA

well Scotland already kinda is

I think the biggest killer for men over 50 in Scotland is Heart disease

not as massive (see what i did there 😉 ) but yea its becoming a problem now

Hi Jew

im Pagan

nice 2 meet u

shhh

idiots dont know that

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

tbh i got called racist for not being 100% against Trump

like

an hour ago

I told them that just bc i dont think he's racist, doesnt mean i support him

they didnt care

fkn

Canadians

did u know

that the Scottish wars for independence

were started bc a Scottish King fell off his horse

and died

well

he fell off a cliff

without that man riding into a storm and then off a cliff....we wouldnt have great speeches like "They may take our lives....but they'll never take....OUUUR DEEP FRIED HAGGIS"

is it racist btw to think that the Hats with the hair on the sides that...emm I think Rabbi's wear?? not sure, look kinda silly?

All i need to do to make the English shit themselves is put on a Norse helmet and go to Lindisfarne

entire country will run away

does anyone remember that guy who wore a strainer on his head

bc his god was a Spaghetti monster

yknow

sometimes i think

the West is awesome

then

shit like him happens and im like...okay China nuke us plz

im one of the lucky few who doesnt use Twitter

i think its shit

btw, when flying is it better to stay up the day before ure flight, get on ure flight and then sleep while flying?

or should i sleep after i get off the plane?

oki i'll keep that in mind

u called Onision?

u know what i found funny

Onion boi makes a big point in his books about height

and how

alphas are taller

Dan is taller than Onision

Dan U MAKE HIM URE BITCH

see for me, a good estimation for if an ex is gonna actually be able to be a friend is

how much responsibility does she take

for how the relationship went

im over 3k miles away

and i can smell that bull shit from here

i think

shes trying to fuck with u

i dont think this is fucking serious

i've met crazy people but thats on a whole nother level

Question

where is she

on the hot/crazy scale

if the hot crazy scale doesnt equal out, bruh dump dat biche faster than u dump in a toilet

dude if u cant

give ure phone to a friend

or ure gf

and get them to do it

whats Coronavirus, ive seen people are dying