I remember Windows 3.0

Then Norton came out with Norton desktop which made Win 3.0/3.1 look like Win 95 and then Win 95 came out.

Which guy?

I don't remember, I'll have to re-watch it sometime.

I'm confused about the mask.

Ok, I can watch Mad Max on PS3 from Amazon prime for free, so I am going to watch it cuz I don't remember a mask.

Dill pickels are good but I don't like sweet pickles.

Ok, I am 23 minutes into Mad Max and there isn't a guy with a mask yet.

The one titled Mad Max.

1979

Somebody earlier said I reminded him of the guy with the mask from Mad Max, and I don't remember such a guy in this film.

Well, if he meant Fury Road he should have said Fury Road, then I would have known.

I watched Fury Road last year, I remember it, but it had been years since I'd watched Mad Max, so I was confused.

I like all kinds of movies, really old ones too, so I sometimes get confused when people don't specifiy which version or iteration of a movie they are talking about.

Like, I liked 13 Ghosts (1960) but I haven't seen the newer one.

I like some silent movies too.

Never heard of gorillaz.

No, but I like John Wayne Was A Nazi by MDC.

Ok, it took me about 7 seconds to decide I don't like gorillaz.

This is more my style https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkmC0AiF9Uc

I've got mad skills at looking like an idiot.

I really want the skirt in this video but with neon blue trim instead of pink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dk1bVmHNAs

I have cats now, but I won't get anymore, I just can't let go, I still have a cat that passed in my freezer.

I don't have a yard, so I can't bury him, and a funeral is kind of expensive.

Why not?

There isn't anything else in there, I don't keep food in the house.

I've got a chicken foot back scratcher.

Our back bedroom was filled with bees once, it wasn't pleasant.

Does anyone else treat grocery shopping like a video game side mission?

The achievment is money saved by not buying useless crap.

I usually speed run my grocery store missions.

I go directly to each item I want, put it in the cart and follow my set route to the next item. I don't even look at other stuff.

Waking up and seeing a FB post of some stupid kid from years ago saying share and say amen makes me want to start stabbing people in the neck.

It's hard when you are a 46 year old butterface.

I hate kids.

Babies are gross.

Babies make me cringe.

I hate it when I'm on the subway and some mother sits down with her kid and just will not take any care to make sure her gross kid's flailing arms are not touching other people.

Well, I really don't care about some innocent people somewhere that may or may not have been killed by some collective "we".

Yeah, so?

Seriously, I didn't vote for the guy, nobody cares about me, me caring about stuff isn't going to make any kind of difference.

I just don't have the capability to care about things the way "normal" adults do.

That's why I put it in quotes.

Sometimes I don't know what I am supposed to do. Am I supposed to pretend like I care about stuff so I don't seem like a freak or is it better just to be honest about who I am?

Dammit, I got a cold sore, I hate that crap.

I hate that too. Then you get that weird hanging piece of skin on the roof of your mouth.

XD

I wouldn't mind some pizza, but I'll pass on the hanging skin.

I prefer tepid food.

I like cold BK Whoppers.

Mmmm tuna and corn pizza......

They like to put like fried eggs on hamburgers here, I don't like that.

I like eggs, but not as a hamburger topping.

Ew.

I have diet coke or diet pepsi when I wake up.

Diet soda is my soul mate.

I drink too much soda for it not to be diet, I would totally gain weight.

I lost 50 pounds after switching to diet.

I don't like water.

I only drink water when I go to the taco place because water is free, other beverages are not.

I put ice cubes in my diet coke today so I kinda had some water.

I ate a lot of Ho Hos in high school.

My parents gave me money for school lunch, but I didn't want to spend all of it, so I always just bought a cup of french fries for lunch.

Pasta bar? WTF? We had dead rats in the milk cooler and you get a pasta bar?

We got to choose between the milk cartons that were touching the dead rat or the ones not touching the dead rat.

Yeah, I need to have a pizza fix every now and then.

I miss Taco Bell, but the taco place near me is good.

The taco place here calls burritos tacos and then has hard tacos.

I ate some bad miso soup once, that was fairly unpleasant for a few hours.

The taco place here isn't open at breakfast time.

I'm hungry too.

I like to put McDonald's fries on my hamburger.

I go to Outback for a steak every year on my birthday.

I miss Arby's too.

I think getting my body used to crap food full of preservatives and bad stuff is good prep for a world war.

lol no.

I don't want to be in the army, I just want to bask in the aftermath.

One thing I think is really weird about Japan is that doors open outward, so the hinges are on the outside, wouldn't that make it easier to break in?

I hate sushi, except for inarizushi, cuz it doesn't have raw crap in it.

Plain rice with sesame seeds and salt sprinkled on it isn't bad.

I like fried rice.

I miss grits.

Once I ate a hot dog too fast and then barfed up like a 2 inch long whole chunk of hot dog.

When I was little a barfed up some vegetable soup and got a pea lodged in the back of my nose.

Yeah, some of it came out my nose.

I think I need a power nap.

If I had the money for plastic surgery I would get my belly button removed.

God I hate when videos are like wow be amazed tic tac boxes have a built in dispenser! Yeah, like I'm going to use that when I want to suck down at least 1/3 of the tic tacs all at once.

The orange ones are just like candy, man.

I brush my teeth, I don't need tic tacs, I just really like the orange ones.

Ugh, I don't know how people can like raw cookie dough.

Nothing as long as it has been cooked into actual cookies.

I was watching a video where people got sick from eating raw cookie dough and it got recalled, but it was cookie dough that was meant to be cooked into cookies, so like duh, use products properly and maybe you won't get sick.

Some raw fish has parasites that can make their way into your eyeballs.

Had to turn on my dehumidifier yesterday. Noticed there wasn't any static electricity zapping the cats. Last year I uncovered a budding mold problem due to humidity in my apartment now I don't feel at ease if I don't hear the crackle of static electricity when the cats burrow around under the blanket.

If there is static electricity then the air is dry, not humid, therefore no mold which thrives in moist environments.

Seriously man, it made me sick, it was because I wasn't getting better that I investigated behind furniture and found white mold. After I bleach cleaned everything and got a dehumidifier everything was fine.

The mold was not anywhere that was easily visibile I had to take like everything out of my closet and pull all my furniture away from the walls and found the only stuff that was in direct contact with the east wall had mold on it.

Luckily I am kinda vigilant about making sure I get to the bottom of things, after I cleaned everything and washed every piece of clothing and blankets and got the dehumidifier I started feeling better almost right away.

Now I tend to touch the sliding glass door every day to make sure there is no moisture on the inside of it.