wtf is a popover

I haven't found any good memes lately

except the ajit pai popcorn gifs

need xmas memes to bless my life

rip

I got bit by a swan last week lmao

perks of living next to a canal 👌🏼👌🏼

kids in my apartment complex throw rocks at the swans

omg Canadian geese

they're CANCER

they Layed eggs in my garden

and ATTACK me whenever I come like 10m from it

like bitch I don't want ur stinky eggs tf

they traumatised me as a 5 yo

I wish

geese r tasty @ crimbo

mmm, the reason I love Chinese restaurants

except last time I had Chinese they basically slung the dish at me

all the juice went in my face

food was good tho

but will never go there again lmao

fuck chinatown

yes

👌🏼👌🏼

in rejt

never live in london

HI

WHY

I got followed home tonight lmao it was like something from a movie I legit walked circles to double check and he started RUNNING

but I like my name ;_;

is that a roast

smart me

same

aren't like loads of people in America called like chuck

and hunter

and cody

sry I sleep deprived

yeah lots of alexs

yes

that is why I abuse similes so much

I know so many daniels

they're all so nice tho?? except the one who broke a window with a berry in a slingshot

is you jewish

davvero?

sono parlo italianoooo

I think my last name is either Finnish or jewish

I wish I knew

well I have 3 surnames

the other is English I think

peltonen is 100% finnish

but we don't use that one bc DIVORCE

andrews is English ?

and the other one that I do use I will google

so I can get roasted again

I'm in bed I can prove it other ways

wait no that sounded dirty

shouldn't lie to childrenn

dm my insta

proof

or I'll do pfp when my phone doesn't flip the photo idek

picture that's me

sleep well or idk what time it is

oo

bai

im bored 2

can't find anything fun to do

huh

ahh last Monday my mum locked my cat on the balcony on accident till 4am lmaoo

we could just hear whimpering and didn't realise what it was until she went in the kitchen

poor thing was freezing but we put her next to the heater and gave her food and she's back to normal now

red wine is really nice

oooh

i can't drink white wine anymore bc lambrini ruined it for me ugh

and it way 2 bitter

sssssssteak

STEAK AND RED WINE

iconic duo

i'm hungry now

it looks so goodddd

that sounds deliciouss 😭

i haven't eaten steak in so long

wtf is wrong with my school

we spent an entire 45 minutes on Logan Paul

drop the game by chet faker is so good

london fam

@Repzion

best city