I mean

Is it

Fuk

I wanna smash my math teacher thou

He has nice booty

Damn

What if it is over the summer when it isn’t school

And like

I fuck him

What if no one knows?

I sent a picture of his booty the photo part

Y’all should look

I’m good at stalker photos and it’s bad

Yeah

Fuk

And I mean he does have a gf already so it ain’t like he would even want me anyways

I’ll just kill her with my edginess

Or with a box cutter

Or memes

She laugh at them so much she’ll die of pancreatic cancer

Yeah

I guess

I mean

I also just have a huge list of peeps I’d smash

Nope ;-;

None of them smash back

Some of them live across the country and some aren’t real

And

Why aren’t you

And illegal

Nope if anyone is under the influence it can count as tape

Fuck

I meant rape

Yup that sexy time is now tape

... On my phone which will sent you to jail for rape

Bam!

But the law is all like nah nah no one can consent when they are drunk because it alters their minds

Legally nope

If you’re alcohol levels are above a certain point nope not legally

Also

If they didn’t consent

No

Wait

Don’t worry hades you’ll find someone

You’ll find

Persephone

One day

I mean you too are married

Well shit

Why the fuck is it winter then

Cause if Persephone is with her mom then she ain’t sad and we won’t have winter

Bam

I mean majority of all Greek conflicts either start or revolve round the problem that come with the following of

Everyone: Zeus don’t put your dick in it

Zeus: too late

Hera: I’m mad so fuck everyone

Why do I have a big time rush song stuck in my head

I’m more of a tots person myself

Fuck

Tita

Y

Autocorrect

Tits

Jesus

Finally

Why can’t school end at 420

My friend almost died yesterday of heroin and she is young af

True

Idk about the hiv

She has lots of boyfriends

What kind of games

But what kind of games

I wish I did

I’m robbing you so I can get the shekels

We got a hottie with a body in here

No u

Ha

Wait who’s ass

Well fuk

God damn it is late where I am

And like I wanna do voice channel but like don’t want to wake up people

I’m 17 and staying back a year in high school and when I move out I’ll only be moving out to my parents house that they own in nyc so it is impossible

*internally screaming*

With what

I gotta sleep and it is like 12:22

Night

Ha my life

That is what everyone says to me

i had a weird dream that my elementary school teacher was showing me around a park but like cats hated him an the park was filled with cats who would try and eat him and like then i ended up after like some weird depressing stuff in a place with a white guy calling me a jewish nigger and i was like fucking scared and in the end i was like a guy making out with another guy and that was why he was calling me a jewish nigger so i was like ha jokes on you i like vagine

i know de way

Send halp I done did stab my eye with the mascara brush and I can’t rub it cause then all my god damn had work will go to shit

I didn’t even get mascara on my eyeball cause it was the end of the stick

Curse my mom’s genetics of having no way to differentiate something that is like 10 feet away vs 1cm away

This is what I get when I try makeup

It’s a sign that no agender should ever try this shit

I woke up this morning to see on the computer I use kanna from dragon maid with de way face and I’m very confused as to what I did last night

Beef tastes good

Thicc boi

God damn why can’t dating sims not have in game coins and make you wait for turns