I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

im so lonely, no botw

Gender is so misogynistic, and is created by the patriarchy so that we can never trully tell people how feel gender wise.

lol i love femenist cringe videos

and I love how everytime a news crew went to clinton rally's no one could explain why they supported her

I support donald trump

because I am also a cyst white male who thinks females and males are not worth the same

black people, they will steal your shoes

@Springband i love how you just unintentionally disproved the wage gap

This chat may be cancer, but it's my kinda cancer

ikr

guys we should rally to allow images?

awww

I literally don't understand why they think it's cool to take their shirts off

i understand it's expose to show inequality in the way that men can take their shirts off in public

but i mean it's not the same

I don't like taking my shirt off in public

and I also love how none of the women that do it have healthy bodies

I also don't understand why women are trying to prove that it's okay to be fat

bc it isnt

it's literally a health condition

Lucky you

god damnit i wish i had it

I'm probably gonna get it in a month or 2 but im so impatient

I don't like men sticking their penis in other mens butt-holes

that's what i don't like

bc it's gross

i don't like anal overall

your sticking your penis where you literally dispose of day old food

it's just gross

mmm sure

it's still gross

i'm not gonna fight this

oml

like i'm not being a dick about it

Im not gonna rush into a guys house and be like GET THAT OUTTA THERE

everyone is jailbait these days

erm i'll stop

gb

no

she was in the videos but she's a lot older i think

like 16

wait she's seriously stilll 13

god dman

I literally don't understand how people are making her a sensation

she's literally cancer

and not the good kind

my math teacher literally brought a "Cash me outside" shirt to school

it was so cancerous

I hope she goes to jail

or atleast juvi

she assaulted someone on a plane right

k

should i get a job

i mean i could

but only at like mcdonalds

bc my age

14

im old enough in arkansas

dude i could make a whole years worth of money before you can even get a job

i prolly should get a job thoguh

so i can actually get games

my steam library is fully of gifts

how old

ah

search your surrounding states lol

take the 4 hours drive evvery morning

be dank

that probably wouldnt work anyway

bc you need your schools permission

i saw one of my friends at the mcdonald drive through lol

so i know i can get one

idk

i mean

I love how people are always "My audience is older than you think" and they check their statistics, but everyone lies about their age

im 14 and my youtube profile probably says im like 24

like half the youtubers i watch get age restricted regularly

lmao

but thighs-

stocking-

Like official duck studios

he gets agre restricted sometimes

lol

i agree

I love how repzion comes in with "big-butts" and we all start objectifying women

lmao

I'm a socially awkward 14 y'o and talking to people is hard, let alone girls.

aww okay

we can play it that way

But I have a hard time believing anyone was talking about guys

I'm not denying it, and you can like what you want.

but still

when your mom makes you wash and re-use styrophome plates <:feels:280645240572870656>

I can't stand washing dishes at all

i usually just throw them in the dish-washer and let my parents yell at me later

when like none of them are actually clean

T-the black de- destroyer is my favorite toy :>

I can't interact with other people so my luck is top ten

hey that makes it 10x easier to ignore him

troll everyone and say no in the middle of the reception