ello

o-O

:"3

what are you?

a nazi?

watchout or youwillget punchedintheface

at all

top

in kiwi :3

im*

im2% maori, so i cant be racist

90kg

😮

who uses pounds pff

bound it borhter

brother**

ok michael jackson

kelvin is bae

kilogram of what?

yes pls

my heart is -1K

mum*

i was gonna play oxygen not included but this chat is better

0C=ice 100C=boiling water

ezpz

thats where i got it "3

see

F sucks

you're*

perfect

at least the finnish can... finnish.....

take a shower

usually helps me

body odor

lol

that sucks

why would you sleep its only 3 pm

that will probably be the next thing

this is 2017 afterall

i never piss after mastusbating

oxygen not included lags like fuck after 40 cycles omg

you should try anti dandruff shampoo

ifs s uck a nice warm little burn

i cant type today

like squirt it right into the hole

mmmm

thats for me to know

i aint typing my own name into that shit lol

isnt the yellow pages for businesses and the white pages for people?

a gay baby was born

thats funny cause my dad is jewish and hes rich as fuck and doesnt lent me even 10 bucks when i need it

how, he's jewish, shits locked up like fort knox had another fort knox around it

okthen

break in and steal 20 bucks for a tin

mean bro

got my plan brb

nvm i just logged myself into his bank accound and transferred myself 20 bucks

i did

scroll up

im eating shapes

pizza flavour

ffs something is hitting one of my fans in my pc

shits sop annoying

ok

i whacked the tower and it got worse

:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmUaBoEEz_g

that meme

its my spare sata cable rubbing against the fan rofl

enjoy it

are they anything like bad dragon dildos?

yeah

id say enjoy it

take viagra

makes it go right away

my dabbing hook got stuck in my sock

whos that?

o.O?

http://nypost.com/2017/02/24/trump-supporters-unwittingly-wave-russian-flags-at-cpac/

lololol

@carlsbad This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

@carlsbad the song sucks anyway

what did i miss

dead chat is dead

oppai

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.
I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.

its a song

i can see clearly now the rain has gone

i can see all the obstacles in my way

http://i.imgur.com/5Z1NDbx.gifv

lol

you live on a tiny planet that isnt even a spec of dust in the cosmic scale of things

no freedom here sorry

:T

havent seen moana yet :T

then theres the angry birds movie

wait

what

are you serious

what the fuck kind of story would it have