It’s a yes or no

Military service here is mandatory

4 years

?

Oki

Lmao.

Nah. It wasn’t a yes.

You aren’t.

In what way?

Stop calling me that dude.

Bruh.

I’m trying so hard to not go off on you.

So you’re 38?

Lmao.

Is that why you’re here? Got no friends?

Ok army ranger

Can you tell us the qualifications for being a ranger?

Hm. Mkay.

I looked it up

You cannot join if you discharged previously for a medical reason

Nor does branch hopping work like that

I’m not. But google does exist.

Lmao.

That’s why you should’ve landed on it.

Is this the sad sob story for your bullshit narrative?

Nope. 90% of people don’t see shit

What year was this?

Identify theft is not a joke Jim

Millions of families suffer every year

It was from the office

American version

Lmao yeah. We already established that a while ago.

Nah dog

It wasn’t D-Day.

And I wasn’t 18 at the time.

Army

No, it’s from the dark night

Clearly not if I just told you what movie it’s from lmao

200 LMAO

I can do 30.

I assume you can’t do one since you lied

Ok ranger

How we gonna meet in Iran now in 2 years??

Let’s leave this ww1 war hero alone

Cause I’m not flexing pretending to be a war hero LMAO

18

Least get a life dude

It’s like halfway almost over

Why? I thanked you for your service in ww1 )):

Running out of ideas?

When you don’t have any valid points to make so you just insult everyone in your confusion

What

As fun as this was, I think it’s time for our ranger friend to go get a life.

Edgy

I like that

Bro I’m waiting for you get a life too.

Bruh.

It’s gonna be hard trying to balance a monitor on the ceiling fixture.

But then I wouldn’t be going out in style ://

Ok?

5’8

I could be a model or some shit lmao

Pretending to be a soldier is pretty anti American if you ask me. That’s disrespectful af dog.

When

LMAO

These roasts lmaoo.

Oh here comes the sob story

You can call me Koma

Ok (:

Hi

Do you even know why that Crimea situation happened?

Only after Ukrainian police started to kill pro Russian protesters.

Glad to be 100% 😤

Sure, and nah. I wouldn’t want to bring up PTSD because it might trigger a flashback to Nam for you.

We love a bigot

Vpn

LMAO

But you are

Imagine telling someone to kill themself then play victim lmao k

I thought you said you were German

When white people get the n word pass

Looks like they’re gone.

LMAO.

😂

Ah ok

What

..

Relatable

I’m 18 ayee

Hey

Ok?

Ok I posted it

Thank you

LMAO

I look mad af like usual

Папа?

I prefer Semechki over Cheetos tbh

Нет.

Just no