i didn’t@pee

i’m bacn in the bathroom

ok let me take another 3 minutes to will mgself to shower

ok i’m showering now

i’m clean

he doesn’t have one i thought we knew this

mates i am going to asda

my mum said No funky hair colours bc i’m going to college

jus drew dis 4 my friend

i usually google numbers i don’t know

what did i miss

i just finished my chips

the boys at the beginning of pitch perfect do not know how to dress themselves

i mean seriously what are they wearing

they should match burgundy blazers with a white button up or a black button up not weird polo shirts

just isn’t a good match

or just don’t wear blazers at all

not to mention they were wearing jeans and trainers

just none of it is good

the bellas are clearly superior

they have matching outfits

AHFNSKGKKSG

WHAT TGE FUCK

sir please don’t assault me i just want to talk about pitch perfect

why did she continue to hold the mic which is covered in her own puke to her mouth that would just make you want to puke more

i’m talking about it like i’ve never seen it before when i went to the cinema to watch it when it came out

pitch perfect in cinema is the closest i’ve gotten to attending a concert

i’ve been to diversity shows but they aren’t singers so i guess it doesn’t count

your official BU rape whistle, don’t blow it unless it’s actually happening!

gay type beats

i’m so lost

do u mean rupauls music or do u mean different beats

don’t bully his vegetarian body

it’s okay when they do it

no one:
onision: so here’s my god complex 💓💓

taste nice though

my mum says No Drugs but allows me 2 drink alcohol

i’m not legally allowed either omg twinning x

i keep forgetting i’m in vc

@Valravn legal for 🍾 or legal for .. u.. U kno..

i’m logged into my best friend’s account and him n his bf of a week r talking about masturbation 😐

they’re baby why r they talking about this 😭😭

whore is such a fun word

i’m british so everyone says cunt

i feel more original saying whore

my favourite is nob jockey though

nob is a dick

and jockey is sm1 that rides a horse

so . U kno

nob jockey

i called my friend a bellend n he didn’t know what it was

i was like ?(!:!(???? ok

arse

i mean i type it ass

but i pronounce it arse

earlier my weather app said it was going to storm and now it isn’t going to storm at all

safe to say i am fuming

i just want my bad british weather back i hate warmth

i’ve been sleeping on my dog’s cooling mat

i’m so waaaarm

my friend bjorn is american and he is FREAKY

i post pictures of dead animals headass

thank u he designed it

i

he’s trans

i want him to tattoo me 😡😡

he does epic worms

my bf wanted to be named jethro i was like ok

and then he was like can we name one of our kids jethro i was like absolutely not

and then he wanted to name one arson i was like ?;!:!(????? ok bitch

and he’s like waaaah they’re such good names like no they rnt

ugh wreck it ralph made me cry

almost every movie makes me cry

i sat and cried over the far from home advert

THATS WHAT I SAID

and he was like no they’re such good names

like ok you’re wrong but ok

friday the 13th makes me sob

i can’t get over my love for jason

i bought a £7 jason mask i can’t

ok byakuma

is f slur banned

NOOO

but i can reclaim it 😭😭😭😭

let me say f slur u bitches

yeah but tbe full thing

ffaggor

ok i thpe it wrong

i want to say the full thing

IT IS BANNED

@Sir Aggie u didn’t spell it right

it’s two gs

FUCK YOU

i hate this shit

YEAAAY

i’m gay . I am jus. fag

u guys ever be too pussy to unmute on vc 😐

i hate
😐
gay people