you can paint some waifus on your wall and clean it afterwards

yay

XDD

i have an impact on you guys

hang some waifus on your wall
*ddls theme starts playing*

burn

put some dead prostitutes in there

because what can you do if you dont have a pavement

w8 no

wrong word xD

i ment cellar

like wtf how did i do that mistake

ahgao rug?

wat]

then paint your floor

we dont have target in here

oof

oh nice

we have castorama ikea and umm jysk

lol

they sell good hot dogs in ikea

better than these in ny

yes

meatballs no because thats cannibalism

lol tell me about it, i have math in phylosophy college

yeah other for that math im also content with my college

why?

oh okay i don't know how this works in america

hey is college really that expensive in america as everyone is saying?

oof, in poland we have free college as well as the payed ones

well they have oxford or something

one of the greatest modern phylosophers come from these prestiguos colleges

high school - fuck you and your future

5

xD

same

i was taught about things i no longer remember and i cant say them in english

i guess i know what you mean, w8 i gotta translate it

oh yes

pain in the ass, i had to pass it with an A (5 here)

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

yeah, it wasnt that hard actually

as long as you understand it its not hard

so fuck math

make some sexy smokey eyes

then fuck it

go nude

who needs them

trolls are sexy

i dont know about you guys but id fuck a troll

right after a creeper and danny devito

and some thicc water molecules

same duude

like for real

the swamp man and the TRASH man

troll

like that spell fairy gotmother cast on fiona

at day pretty at night sexy

MMM YESS

u single?

id smash

hes my spirit animal

we can

isnt he smexy?

he is

hes the ***TRASH MAAN***

totally

hes my wet dreams

sugoi

what type of cancer will it be?

give me tentacle cancer

ill draw myself on it

or paint the minion green

better

i love it

mmm

aww

~~and i am secretely a woman~~

did you know that elephants cant jump?

sick right

imagine jumping elephants

mmm insert it in my

in my fucking belly button lmao

tho i preffer whale penis

w8 is that a joe mama lemmi google it

oh yeah hes sexy

the rus in walrus means russians

which means walruses are always drunk

i can sell come if you want

but i want some real friendship for it

pls

am begging u

man i am a successful no-life

may the force be with you

i have sunday in an hour

what do you do in work?

lol is that a hobby?

let your time be worth it

and since im sick my dad went today and bought me a lolipop <3

it was a yummy lolipop and im happy