onion

onision

I’m 6 feet tall I promise

hey be nice

someone knock me tf out cold

I can’t fucking sleep dude

I’m trying to sleep on the floor

I do not own a bed or a mattress

no I have two pillows and a duvet

I’m buying a mattress tomorrow

I moved

I’m trying to sleep.. on the floor

me neither dude

my ribs hurt I’m a side sleeper

can u dox and send me a mattress uwu

I’m deliratjng from sleep

uwu

I snore so hard I woke myself up :/

potato

push me harder

if your ears haven’t popped you’re not up enough...

I admit I do not like oreos

they’re boring and dry and the cream sucks

bro

everything is pain

lol he listens to my chemical romance

while talking about bunny slaughter

I’m not dissing my chemical romance I’m just commenting on his mood as a whole

yeah ig

speaking of edge

oh god just drop it jesus fucking christ

what’s wrong with u ppl

autism

test

idk dude

how the fuck is 3G faster than 4g here

it makes no sense

also I got an inflatable mattress I’m so happy 🥺

bless u @Leo_girl27 🙏

I’m already getting sleepy but I need to go and buy groceries

it’s a double mattress as well spacious af

I’ll post pic of mattress

lol I don’t care about ur beef

boy pucci

99% skill and 1% the power of will

use roll ball deodorant it’s the best

I have cold blood so I don’t really sweat like at all

I still shower daily because I’m a good boi 😇

see ur doc

endocrinologist

imagine actually being an endocrinologist and having to explain to ppl on a daily basis what an endocrinologist is

I’d write business cards explaining tbh

someone asks? just hand them a business card

wipe properly

a douche

douche is french for shower I’m french yes

I’m not french guys I lied

I’m Romanian

french eat stinky chees

what the fuck

it’s not really nsfw but it still broke my innocence

😔

u live in uk as well nice

same same

I’m hungry as well I’m gonna have the leftover ramen from last night

uh oh

it sounds like the bowl they gave me isn’t microwaveable

FUCK

nvm

don’t b mean

b nice

jk I know ur nice @Leo_girl27

🙋‍♂️

gray is not a real color

sorry it had to be said

have u ever been to Germany @MelancholicXenon ? thought so

leftover ramen is the best breakfast

I’ll borrow u my coat sarah

was that nice enough

@Leo_girl27 ur welcom uwu

that’s what they tell u to divert ur attention from the lie that’s Germany’s existence

it’s 14:21 here ofc I’m awake

aren’t we all

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it’s always Friday if u want it to be

any day can be exactly how u want it to be

I’m cold

I’m here to uwu

who got baned

pay attention sarah smh

its ok we’re all tired deep inside

also I got a vanilla scented candle

sniff sniff

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a fuck my eyes fuck

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ur like the only person who watches Hulu

that I know of

so die u can’t afford Hulu don’t lie

I watch Netflix on my exes account