Have fun you degenerates

It's legal in over half us states tomothas.

Yes we are to the point.

We communicate in the fifth dimension.

Tbh, the reality in the US is the state actually babysits itself way more than it does the citizen.

Ignore what media says, nearly all. Court time and legislative time is spent deciding if the state is going too far.

And generally saying yeah bro

Women peak at 25tbh

Women are just as lewd if not lewder than guys.

My gf has 2tb of lolicon on her NAS

I don't even download it.

That's 2tb of the 6tb of hentai she has.

Post menopausal women are great candidates for leadership.

Trotsky is what you call a comrade with chronic diarrhea

You can both be American and fuck yourself.

Sisters are pretty great tbh

And as long as you don't produce offspring.

I'm assuming there are no communists who are unironically so.

Like, it's 2019, I don't see how someone would be unironically communist.

Pedophilia is in the same section as the rest of LGBT shit in dsm:v

Also, most child abusers are themselves victims of child abuse.

How's that for victim shaming.

Liking kids is like liking the same gender. You can't help it, but you can't stop short of acting on it.

You say us is restrictive, and sure we banned sex and marriage with first cousins awhile ago, but states have been steadily legalizing it again.

Mwh I'm from Seattle, we were largely populated by Scandinavians

Only parts of the US are more or less remotely British.

Generally the sister fucking parts of the US are British.

I only play as female in games

I'd rather look at a fine booty than some masculine hunk of meat

Oof

Imagine not being me, such oof.

Actually tho I'm on supervision for a felony, living in state b where cannabis is fully legal, but charged in state A where it isn't, I've got bad anxiety because if I screw up a little i can lose my job and go to jail, but can't use stuff that's natural and safe to help with anxiety..

Well, maybe I can use cbd

Bruhs, never commit white collar crimes.

Nah my anxiety is fully caused by someone having full capricious control of my freedom.

Nah I got no interest in thc

But I dunno if cbd will. Make a urine test fail me on pot

Exactly, I'm OK setraline and buspirone

And yeah they do some for the anxiety but the rest of the side effects are bad

Setraline is ssri for anxiety.

Buspirone is anti-anxiety but non hormonal or some shit.

I can't eat grapefruit smh

I'm anxious because if I make mistake I go to jail

I was sent to jail once for getting stuck in traffic on my way to see my supervising officer.

Spent 10 days in jail on department of corrections hold

Lost my job.

Bro I was 5 minutes late to a scheduled appointment.

And did 10 days.

I'm on corrections supervision. Probation.

I was 5 minutes late.

It was.

They said I was "absconding and fleeing"

Yes it's because I'm on probation.

I'm a white as fuck software engineer. I got no bidniss in jail.

Bro

It doesn't help

I literally can't even eat poppy seeds.

Like my fav muffin? Banned.

I gotta check ingredients on all. Sorts of things.

I've never done drugs other than those prescribed.

Except t alcohol.

Not gonna disclose it, but it has to do with illegal financial operation of a legal business.

Yeah I don't

Thank goodness.

I don't do illegal shit

Not even Grey area shit.

I've been late once to see this dweeb of a corrections officer.

And lost my job and did ten days for it.

No, my officer notified them of my crime and they fired me.

Business was perfectly legal.

Eh I've been on it four years

And am done in april

I've done a total 100 days in jail for minor violations

One for asking to get a travel permit to a trade show.

Yep

They have a quota here.

Nono for DOC you don't have to commit a crime, you just have to do stuff they think is risky.

I'm pretty charismatic.

They tried to bust me for being too convincing about my activities.

Like they said you seem to be hiding stuff, you seem to have prepared for the meeting.

Will we find something if we go to your apartment? We think we will.

Oh

Don't antagonize them. They are feeble.

Also

I have to submit to polygraph.

And they are you know, "accurate"

They are used as scare tactics in department of corrections community supervision cases.

Like "oh you lied about handling the books at business y, if we look at your computer will we find quickbooks?"

I did.

I told them straight up Ive got nothing to hide.

And they knew I wasn't gonna snap so they took my pc

Well

Didn't take it.

They told. Me I had to store it with family.

I did bro

I didn't even know what I was doing was illegal, I figured I was just deferring taxes and using that deferral to make it seem like we had better margins.

Bro I'm a software engineer.

I'm not a financial person.

Bro I'm not gonna out myself by actually indicating what I pled to.

I'm. Just gonna cuck all yall with a huge ruse.