there is a test you have to take to make sure you dont kill anyone before they let you thrust.

the only thin you need is a helmet gorget and hand protection

aside from that you can be naked

i never needed a cup

what region is this?

when did they make cups manditory?

I havent fucked with the SCA since like 2003

HEMA

you cant see shit with a great helm

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the society for creative anacronisms

you need to find a house to join

swords need a pad on the tip if you want to thrust

yes

also swords need the edge clearly marked and you have to hit with the edge or it doesnt count

you can choose a persona and use their style of weapons and armor

i have seen samurai with the flags and everything

for war yeah

in war people just make a warbat

a stubby little heavy club that wont get tangled on shit

they outlawed flails when one got wrapped around a guy's arm and he wound up breaking it

no wood tho

only rattan

rattan is grass

it's grass

when it breaks it turns into a broom

its doesnt splinter

The climbing habit is associated with the characteristics of its flexible woody stem, derived typically from a secondary growth, makes rattan a liana rather than a true wood.

its cant

thats why they use it

they ahve those

they run around and give out water

i mean they have water boys

they are basically clerics

yeah

one of the guys i went with was fucking a dutches

no one did magic

yes

they are called houses

yes

no none of that shit

most people who go to wars go for the party

last time i went there were like 6000 people there and only about 1500 fought

i went to the national war

east vs west

yeah

the parties are crazy

there are no rules

fucking debouchery

well there might be rules now

this was a while ago

i went to the mardigas party and came out with more beads than i went in with

nah it was more like offering to lick girls thighs for beads

and they were like sure

i told you debauchery

i dont lie

i became the personal advisor to a duke for a while, no idea how

i was his consultant on bead prices

i didnt have to do shit

i made the offer

no

i would show a girl my dick for some beads then trade them to see some other girl's tits

i got beads

i have never been on a campus and felt like i needed a weapon

oh youre that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAD0a6wWFrI

i open carry a bag of rusty doorknobs

I have muh mitts

confirmed

military in a nutshell

I keep a ball pin hammer under my pillow in case the ruskies invade

There is no way U.S. citizen soldiers are going to gun down civilians while the govt. is in breech of the constitution.

would you?

The entire reason the EU wants an army is to get troops from one country to put down rebellions in another.

militaries oppress their own people when warrior becomes it's own class

I hear the airforce has the highest physical fitness standards for it's enlisted.

the airforce doesnt have to go all the way down for a push-up

Remember when we used to elect generals to president because they had experience with leadership?

today i read that some admiral i didn't even know was running dropped out of the race

I'm voting for Joe

JOE MOMMA

OKAY THATS A THING

I really liked Tulsi on Rogan. I think she looks more left than she really is just because of the topics that are always brought up.

isn't that right before he screams death?

that's rohanese for allahu ackbar

I was in a men's bathroom today and there was a place to dispose of tampons.

shocker, it was empty

not even a bag

no it had a picture of a hand throwing a tampon on it

and it was a little metal box with a flap

at first i was like, that's stupid, but then i realized it had no effect on me and no one was even using it.

so i was like why do i even give a fuck?

meh

people who think being transgender is good are a problem

it's neutral at best

same

they are just trans and they dont want to talk about it

you don't realize most trans people are trans