Gmerti = god

Is this just a translation, I suppose?

I don’t agree. :c

But I do like gifs of fat guys being angry at weight loss equipment

He might just be.

What a mean thing to come to consensus on. :c

Money is effort and potential

I believe in a cause

I just lurk and judge people

Naw. It isn’t about the reward

I’d prefer to talk about math and games all day

Tim really likes to air a lot of accusations

Gosh. That’s mean.

Schlongs of Skyrim G.O.A.T.

It’s a spectrum, you bigot

Hemiwang. Snake people.

I don’t worship Slaanesh

Hm.

Wait what’s going on here?

That’s pretty tiny

I like people who are smaller than me

So I can lord over them.

That must be a lot

kg sounds heavy

Hm.

Don’t tell me what to do.

Bobby no

Don’t do it

That’s a hell of a conditional, Grok

Relax.

Sloppy ain’t so bad

Jesus

Or, gmobrit or whatever that word was

I’ll give you one guess

Hm

Says you. I bet I could fuck a cactus up

Kinda gay

Ah, one does well to visit and be amused at the activities of the plebs

I’m hurt

Wounded, even.

That’s uncomfortable. 😄

Well look at you on your moral high horse.

You doofus. That’s like saying I’m a bad person for fantasizing things

I was just teasing, all the same

Oh, you saw this?

As it happened or...?

It was you, wasn’t it? You broke your pp

Cause you broke it.

:c

I’m so sorry for your pp.

I’m going to have some IHOP today. It’ll be delicious.

Distrust.

Huh

Aw that poor kitten. :c

Gross

How is it living in that bucket?

Oh shit, Uksio upgraded the talk to the next level.

It’s as simple as this: we discovered an improvement to our nuclear missiles, so we need to make some with this improvement. Should we just throw away the old ones?

Nah. Use the nuke. Then use the conquered to scrub the area clean of nuclear waste

Marxism purports to solve the issue of the cold night by burning down the house

That’s not a hammer. That’s just a crowbar with a wooden handle. >:c

GodMan, it’s a name. Not a descriptor

A hammer isn’t made of ham

Glory

Generally you just shake the kid

Spell that correctly.

This is cool.

Woah woah

What about a punch to the prostate?

For Ares.

I didn’t say balls. >:C

Get a pc

You pleb

I like the ass part of women, personally. Hips are also good.

What’s the slope on that escalation curve

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Need a slope on that escalation curve. >:C

What if someone brushes up against you on the subway?

Define assault. o:

That’s literally battery. >:C

Also good luck proving intent, you Yuri-level mind reader.

None of that outlines a state of mind. It’s just a “preponderance of circumstance”

Nasty, nasty, nasty

BUT ROO. The escalation curve is infinite. That means I can start from anything nonzero and go to gunfire instantly

Did someone hurt you? :c

Who’s got the don’t shoot burglars hot take?

Castle. Doctrine.

There’s quite a difference between breaking and entering a private residence and shooting someone who shoves you in public

I want to go back to the latter, cause that was so much funnier

Then you KILL him

My friend wouldn’t punch me, cause they know I’d kill them for any unwarranted physical contact

I’m just contemplating life in this Dark Elf society

Of course it is. I can’t build a steel man out of an absurd premise.

Naw, man

You missed your chance

Holy shit. Hahahah.

@ubermensch A joke bout castle doctrine

But officers, I had to gun him down then walk over and execration him. He had my soundtrack cd to “Might Ducks!”

That’s worth more than his life!

Nah, all he took was the cd

WOOF