lol yeah i have cuffs pepper spray and my stun baton flashlight

i've almost been in a few knife vs. baton fights but i'm 6'8" nobody seems to want to fight with me

I love it man being the dude with a badge enforcing law it feels fucking good

my only worry is me trying to be a good deputy/cop and being pushed out for not being corrupt

yeah guards have the same problem

i'm very well balanced i would be a good cop

lol ey that's fun too

same

reason i asked if you were gonna be up is cuz i'm bout to go outside and we could voice chat for a sec about religion but if you gona sleep we could do it later

aite

well the differences between christianity and MAHAYANA at least are fucking negligible at best

honestly

not even that much difference at all

I view Jesus as Quan Yin

Avalokitesvara

God who manifests forever to save souls

we have some differences but the basic tenants and ideas are more similar than not

sure

i'm bout to grab my baton and patrol the house

imma go flex on this faggot

yeah same 10 years of meditation my emotions are controlled

as a student of mahayana we probly have more in common than you do with the arians

seeing that we see the Buddha the same way you see Christ with very minor differences definitely we have more in common with you than Arians

thicccccccc

understood

i dont wanna get people angry and leave the server

me and gordon were just messing with each other

not sure why emanon muted the thot

yt hobo dildo

@Hercules

it's pretty much dead

dmd u

,mute @-Prince 20 fucking disgusting NSFW in general you homo degenerate faggot

ew ew ew

sotp

leaf

dude

alex told me i was first in line for mod bro

do i have to fight gordon irl

i'll make the memes

gordon

fucking dunked on

fuck

meme war decides who gets omd

mod

i'm already makin memes son u lackin

lackiiinnnnn

2

WOHA

LOK AT THAT AFTER EFFECTS

DAMN

gordon ur mad cuz u can't use photoshop

i'll make u a meme

i'll make u

tell u bout the buddha

the buddha was fasting in the tradition of the yogins he was with

he sat under a tree and would take no sustanence except the water that fell in his mouth from the rain

he thought he had to renounce everything material to achive the immaterial

he grew emaciated

yes

buddha wasn't a fat chink

just a protip

he was probly a pretty fit indian guy

considering he didn't eat much and walked around allt he time

he was nobility

probably very handsome

aryan man

children settle down

let us recall the tale of the buddha as he discovers the middle way

you're the one who asked me gordon

i'm out here telling you stories about your peoples' religion

okay

so

the buddha became emaciated

good

no this is right before he attained samyaksambuddhahood

under the bodhi tree

enlightenment

he was under the illusion that he needed to deprive his body and senses of every stimuli in order to tap into some strange conception of enlightenment that had no ties to the body or mind and was just out there somewhere

so he hears a lute player tuning his lute

too tight and the lute makes the wrong tone

too loose and it also sounds off

only when the lute was tuned perfectly in the middle

then the lute would give off the perfect note

the buddha realized the meaning

a farm girl comes and asks him if he wants some rice because she is compassionate to him and he has endured all of this suffering

he realizes the middle way

he takes the rice and eats it

his 5 disciples leave him out of disgust because they haven't understood what he realized

the harmony of opposites

nah this is psychological

there's no harmony between a chicken who gets eaten by a fox

woah nice

@Septapus comic 2