The things that don’t exist

Jesus wasn’t a zombie

That’s a gross oversimplification

In fact it’s not even

He was resurrected

Yes

In all the gospels

They all witnessed it

These people have existed though

Many people from the first century have witnessed them

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_reliability_of_the_Acts_of_the_Apostles

Let’s make Jesus and the apostles up

And then

Get this

We die at the hands of pagans

And everyone will be super convinced

The Hebrews were idiots

The only way to get them to stop X thing was to say anyone who does this will die

Circumcision for hygiene

Because they were disgusting Hebrews

Pork

Also disgusting

Anal sex

Stds and death

God never condoned it

Slavery was part of the culture and economic fabric of Biblical times.

Nowhere does the Bible say that slavery is a good thing. It was merely tolerated by Biblical writers.

When St. Paul said that Christians slaves were God’s free men, and Christian slave owners were really God’s slaves and brothers to their Christian slaves, this was revolutionary to people who had been used to thinking of slaves as non-human things.

It was an economic headstone

It was important culturally and economically

Plus it’s not meant for us

We're not dirty retarded Hebrews

Jesus was Israelite

Greek and Syrian

He was a Levantine

Plus, technology and understanding evolves

There’s not need to cut our penis skin off

Because we can clean it

Also

>questioning the morality of the supreme being

When you bathe once a year

You get a lot of gunk in your penis

After 1 year of sandy life

God thought, when creating man, that they weren’t going to be stupid sand people

When eve got hungry

Everyone became retarded sand people

With Jesus came the fulfillment of the old covenant

And relief of Hebrew laws

Anyways I have to eat now

He’s writing a book

My parents were secular liberals

We believe you can’t comprehend the nature of god though

I’m just ey tone holocaust denial posting

Ey tone

Why did they add the door to the gas chambers after the war?

What kind of gas chamber has no door tone?

Ey tone

Why was there an art museum at a death camp?

I guess entertained Jews make good soap Mickey

Eh tone

Why did the number of dead Jews jump from 270,000 to 6 million?

None of them did anything tbh

Bashar al Assad is basically just pissed off over fighting a 2 front war

The us fucked with saddam

Replaced him with isis

Started this entire shit show

We gave saddam the green light on Kuwait

And we did some bendy bendy and fucked him somehow

Also Kuwait wasn’t remotely that important for oil

We get most of our oil domestically

Only 12 percent from the Persian gulf

And 8 percent of that is Saudi Arabian

The un is a fucking joke

https://youtu.be/aU5pDah6_1Q

Ey tone

He owns several sports cars

https://youtu.be/5P-Yk-Q2bWk

http://chng.it/spkMq4tRMR

PETA is a hate group

It kills more of its animals than factory farms

We pay for the Scandinavian defense budget

The founder of ikea had to leave the nation because the taxes are extraordinary and he couldn’t buy a fucking car

It’s also objectively flawed

http://m.ncregister.com/blog/johnclark/socialism-has-been-condemned-for-20-centuries