actually

fighting requires other people

i get cranky if i don't sleep though and snap at the wife for no reason but our fights have become her saying something that's obviously not correct and me yesdearing her

not sure if that's fighting enough to the jailers to mind

yeah i get that after 72 hrs

or three nights not slept

once after a huge bender i tried to sleep but couldn't because a creature kept jumping on the bed

not sleeping messes with my immunity response too much these days

i'm on so many meds i get that regardless. i forget what words mean

or know the meaning but not the word

apparently alz can only be really diagnosed post mortem

i'm 38

i did a lot of dxm as a kid

4th plateau and beyond too many times

yeah, your syntax clearly says that about you

don't know if anyone on discord can say they aren't a degenerate

admit it to yourself, it's easier

bashy

simpler too, it was all pretty much the same anyway since BBS and then someone made a RFC of it

fucking hashtags were irc shit too

yeah but now since twitter it's all differenty

like twitter redefined the word

i hate the usage of hashtags. well, i guess i just hate millennials online

they should get off my lawn

well hate might be too strong, they annoy me

well not everyone... people who grew up with too much internet availability

open the door, get on the floor

i ofte push rope

that's what she said

brother kpax

i dabble im porn

i could have eaten that piss

because you smell like fish

charlie don't surf

hmm... did I get kicked or what?

sounds suspiciously like one particular finnish dish

why do i care?

i figured they would be fruit

pecan is great in ice cream

how do you peel them in an ice cream?

isn't that the chick the explorer?

pretending to be special is vanilla

it's escalating which makes it more difficult for small parties to cross the border

depends on the dilator

i don't get why chicks would do sounding. for guys there's the prostate contact

of course there is the ever pleasurable sense of danger

did you see that video where the mexican police are apprehending some immigration protestor and then he's dead before he can make it to the cop car?

straight people are gay

everyone fellates, straight women do it, gay guys do it, straight guys do it... even lesbians try it just to see if they are on the side they are meant to be

i was going to say suck rooster but i didn't want to shock people so soon after talking about sounding

it's a finger

well i actually took a thigh picture

oh no no no, i'm a old fat guy

no trim

i use the same hair removal cream on my balls that german porn stars use

i used to send pictures of my nuts to all my friends when they were on dates or having dinner with their parents

like really close up macro shit

i sent a sneaky dic pic the other day but the tip was barely visible and she didn't even notice

she... i mean he

i got booted from facebook because of a photo of my finger butt

ok googling that now didn't post desired results

it's a really big close up of your index finger

on the second knuckle it looks like a butt

i'm thinking google assumed i missed the "in" between finger and butt

what's the plural of anus?

i got excessive ani pictures from google and i don't want to search anymore

i'm seriously considering getting a flip phone next

i'm using s8 and the only thing i do with it is call or check my messages

i have game dev tycoon on my tab... and plague inc

it has a very positive attitude about the future which i like

i'd rather toss salad

too scary

4chan is full of normies

you say this after talking about a god?

omega cuck sounds more powerful than a beta cuck

oh you're talking about twitch

which actually makes me cringe

confusing emotes

i called them smileys once on a different server and the kids laughed for weeks

sorry, was at the throne. i'm 38

you're only as old as you feel

so i'm 90

not even 40

remember that video when that monkey smelled it's butt and fell of the tree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GjytdY9dw

that's the oldest non porn video online i remember

youtubers who have discord servers generally tend to avoid their discord servers

i have a sword

i posted a picture of it and people started accusing me of being a neckbeard

which i am

i was fairly good at duck hunt

but because of that dog i now have crippling deppression

i don't have a neckbeard

and i'm not depressed, it was a joke since that dog always laughed at duck hunter failures

go suck him off already

meme? monty python is reduced to being a meme now?

i'm mostly typing into linux prompt but i guess it can be porn too

trying to configure my proxy

oh, i got a category or role or whatever