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Corona is just aids

The only people are dying are all the people who had buttsex

That’s why no children are dying

It sticks to your skin

But have you sinned?

No

You’re ok

How about one where you can actually see the pussy

I haven’t had a mouse pad for 5 years

Legit changes nothing

Mouse glides better on a bare desk

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Shit art

Way too overly detailed

Shitty body dimensions

Decent I guess

The faces are terrible

Sex dolls are cool

>Fuck whenever I want
>Is always hot
>Have multiple
>Don’t have to deal with emotions of a woman
>Get made fun of online

Perfect

Eminem is like 50

So what

Use lotion and oils on your body

Buy anti hair loss pills

Look 30 forever

Or just be bald

So is this music like really big in South East Asia

I see Vietnam and Thailand

Yeah looks cool

Must be a mind boggling headache afterwards

Really?

It looks like a party anyway

I’m sure I’d fall to my feet from all the bass

Suspending flights from Middle Eastern and Asian countries is racist NOOOOOO <:Pinksoy:613774510470070274>

I’ve heard online school is easy as fuck

My mom got her teaching degree online and barely did shit

Wrote 2 essays a month

That’s it

In like 2 weeks a million will be infected here

School canceled <:strawman:372034857099984897>

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/world/coronavirus-news.amp.html

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Not happening fast enough

No the American obesity crisis will be over

That’s it

This is more of a blessing than a curse if you think about it

Skip it and appeal for why you should get your credits

Or do overtime school hours

What big test

If it’s the SAT I can deliver you my old one

My sister’s Post Malone concert got concealed

Cancelled

.yt Iceland Underdog

Buy one

Find a drug deal and go down the rabbit hole

It’s fucking hideous

But you do you

If their was a woman inside me I’d rape her

Where’s the birth certificate Obama

Old people don’t deserve social security it should go to my college fund

Working hard? Never heard of it in my life

Who got it, Nicolas Cage?

Obviously a lot would care

Same difference

This Corona ad campaign is getting ridiculous

The store is empty

Whoever suggested she looks like a hot aunt is right

https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/groups

They look awfully happy

Well if you get Corona you won’t be on the shitter

Just have a cold

Or pneumonia

Nah

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Maybe by ‘fever’ I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt

But I’m sure you’d just have a terrible cough and sweats for 2 weeks

I remember when this was first happening people claiming to be from the U.S. military said the disease made you vomit blood in the streets

Kinda disappointing

It’s harsh because it involves civilian sufferage

Was SARS a success?

I don’t see how you can have a disease in this era that doesn’t get out of control

SARS had a smaller death count and was still in a shit ton of countries

Their excuse is that it took 2 animals to get to humans

A bat and some rare rat animal

Owie

Doesn’t he have a wife

It’s her hair cut

Makes her look 40

She kinda looks like a dude now not gonna lie

Fucking trannies have ruined my image of females

Truly