How do you listen to the hake report?

It ain't showing any live feed on his YT channel

Lol

Why does Yakub keep gettin' banned?

Huh?

Cuz I ain't seeing any blatant rules he broke

And I ain't fixin' to get banned myself

So I just wanna know what he did that got him banned

Lol

Yeah

Wow

How did salazam get so strong?

And where did he find *two* of the same pyramid?

Wait. Did sal get banned?

😂

Bannedbaby @ICE CREAM POOPYPANTS

You weren't invited to leave, chief, you were straight-up banned

Using a VPN and burner alt accounts to come back is gay

Like, we would have remembered you as an annoying person lost to time of you never came back

But you had to ruin it. Now you'll be immortalized as autistic

If your mom hadn't babied you so much, you wouldn't be doing this

You literally have become Christian Weston Chandler

The only tears I got are from laughter

And I ain't laughin' with you

I'm laughing *at you,* chief

Lemme guess? You got banned from you parent's wifi?

@TheSatireGames whatidowrong?

Oh

So I can keep flaming him?

😀

You do know that using impact font memes makes you seem like a 40-50 year old facebook mom, right?

My parents are asleep rn and they are still more woke then you

Than*

You even left the autistic watermark on it

You rollin' up in here lookin' like fred flintstone

Smearing your own feces on your face is just takin' it to a new level, chief

Calling out watermarks is a common thing. If you're gonna be gay enough to leave it in there, don't get sad when you get called out on it

Leavin' in watermarks shows that you truly are at the bottom of the internet food chain

I ain't mad. I'm just havin' a trip with you rollin' up in here like fred flintstone

It' funny af

I wouldn't be surprised if sal was a furry.
Fyi, this is how I take to furfags

Oh wait

You so new to this internet stuff you probably yabbadabbadon't even know what furries are

All I did was open my safe and flex on your broke-ass

😎

Sorry chief, you're gonna hava' speak engrish if you want the americans to understan' ya'

Pretty sure you mean 1250, chief

Oh

I actually thought you lived in a cave

Lol

How much does your fred flinstone car cost?

Multiple 20's < 35

🤔

I am begining to see where you went wrong in life

With your math skills, I surprised you found a job where you can afford it

<:chad:468673733700091904>

Well of course he was

Nazi = National Socialist German Workers Party

And hitler was objectively gay

How can Hitler be alpha if he only had one ball?

🤔

Lol

Explains the ballsack glitch

I'm sure people loved him tho

I mean

Just look at this tribute

The stuff with his face is all smashed, while the paper proclaiming his death is actually framed. Lol

Sounds oddly specific, chief.
Kinda like you're speakin' from experience...
😏

Hit or miss

I guess they always miss huhm

It's not a corporate meme you freakin' beantard

You literally stuck your head up your ass.....

On your channel you give out your last name

And what state you are from.

Not smart.

People can find you

Well, I already knew your state before I looked at your channel,

But you mention a specific pub

And you have a specific racetrack

So someone could probably track you down if they wanted.

Please be more cybersafe

Keep identifying information private so bad guys don't do bad stuff.

I mean

Given how many people hate you

It may be difficult for you

tbh, you probably bought all 700 of your subs

Imma go play Animal Crossing now

Only chads play animal crossing

Why is the uni-ping enabled?

🤦

#MeToo

Y'all ever have that moment when it' snowing in May?