Hortator

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i ain't goin' to no hospital because i'm scared

i wish u guys could have tasted that pizza

i literally live in a house for mentally retarded people, and i have been homeless for the greater majority of 10 years so i don't really have anywhere to go but up up and away!

today this guy i remember from the election was talking to a bunch of blacks at the bus station about voting republican and i kept shouting MAGA!

when i first met him and he registered me to vote i told him i had to vote democrat because republicans don't care about black people.

[genyosha] ^That video is cute overload, holy shit
[17:40:34][Hortator] thats actually pretty filthy, idk about the cute overload though. i'm more about what's going on the background.
[17:42:23][grahambaster] what's going on in the background?
[17:58:25][Hortator] music
[17:58:59][Hortator] i was trying to say i'm not into little girls, i just like cool jams.

weebs are scary, people that only watch slice of life are all pedo's.

a real man would be fine with just waking up in the morning!

well if you're older than 18 i guess i should get a plane ticket!

i like my nicotine hard and messy, like my sex!

i only wear carhartts and black leather or i have to be shirtless

do something nice for the ladies once and a while.

i do, it's just a bunch of knives and books on how to cook wild game

i got to go get ready for my not gay life

men from denmark have to soft and gurlry physiques for me, if i was gay i'd have to stick to the all american man

i can't go to your websites to pick out anything because then i might grow tits

gay viking genes, real ones come from norway.

the world is in a sad state, i used to think it was just me.

everyone at my new job has the worst possible attitude too.

i kicked so much ass today the boss already loves me

in told him i want to be worked like a slave!

got a side gig on the weekends. i'm pretty happy right now. i guess it only matters because i have been so miserable for so long.

i find it weird now how people think it is cool to be a lowlife, even though i used to be the same way, one of the guys at work was going on and on about how he has to support his mother and brother for w/e reason and all i could think was BETA! i told him he shouldn't be taking care of anyone besides his fiance, and that he shouldn't feel like it's a good thing to do stuff for people that can do for themselves.
he said all this stuff about having drama in his life and i told him i have never heard of drama.

you guys are going to be my journal or some shit until i get tired of the deafening silence.

i'm reading a jehova's whitnesses pamphlet.

no it's got like tanks and japanese people wearing masks. it's called awake.

No it's like a magazine, they have another one called the watchtower too, idk where it came from.
i actually was forced to go to the kingdom hall of jehova's whitnesses with my great great aunt from 7 to the age of 14 every sunday, tuesday, thursday, and saturday i had go door to door.

then i decided i would rather go out and the streets and get on drugs instead

The first page was good but then the rest of it was about jesus coming back and the paradise and how we are going to have a global government. it kept quoting einstien and a bunch of other dumb philosophers..... dante? bunch of data from the united nations and stuff. i like how they talked about environmental issues though. even with my newfound conservatism i find the dismissal of global warming amazingly retarded.

half of the coral reefs in the entire world have died in MY lifetime

it's my job, that's why he gave me testicles.

sea cabbage doesn't sound very tasty. i prefer a nice medium rare porterhouse.

i'll be the first black man to race submarines!!!!

i'll have a day in febuary to commerate my accomplishment.

but on a real tip i'm not playing around with that at all. i aint cryin about it but if no one else wants to do something i will. i'll start when i get employed by the washington state department of fish and wildlife.
No AOC S%$# though.

no, that's when the people hunting season starts.

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