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2018-12-03 04:18:16 UTC

Its hot when u imagine its just brown whip cream

2018-12-03 04:18:17 UTC

then children would come out the ass

2018-12-03 04:18:21 UTC

and i have heard 2girls one cup is fake, its just chocolate mousse
and if thats true, then its hot

2018-12-03 04:18:29 UTC

coz those girls are qts

2018-12-03 04:18:36 UTC

Amen

2018-12-03 04:18:41 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2018-12-03 04:18:42 UTC

But lets be honest

2018-12-03 04:18:45 UTC

Its real

2018-12-03 04:18:47 UTC

Sadly

2018-12-03 04:18:49 UTC

gross

2018-12-03 04:18:51 UTC

oof

2018-12-03 04:18:55 UTC

RIP

2018-12-03 04:19:04 UTC

that would smell so bad

2018-12-03 04:19:32 UTC

It does <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-03 04:19:36 UTC

like afghanistan

2018-12-03 04:19:39 UTC

it would take any woman a lot of cocaine to do that

2018-12-03 04:19:50 UTC

or some meth

2018-12-03 04:19:54 UTC

You would be surprised

2018-12-03 04:19:55 UTC

ya

2018-12-03 04:20:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/519004862386798594/image0-7-1.jpg

2018-12-03 04:20:02 UTC

face it its cheaper and more addictive

2018-12-03 04:20:07 UTC

nothing surprises me

2018-12-03 04:20:20 UTC

Meth is bad mkay?

2018-12-03 04:20:28 UTC

mkay

2018-12-03 04:20:31 UTC

Ok sure

2018-12-03 04:20:43 UTC

cocaine is disgusting and makes people intolerable

2018-12-03 04:20:48 UTC

mEtH iS bAd

2018-12-03 04:21:05 UTC

Actually now that I think about it. If you look at sex objectively it really looks awkward as hell. Like everyone involved looks retarded

2018-12-03 04:21:11 UTC

I used to be on cocaine, for the first 12 years of my life

2018-12-03 04:21:17 UTC

At least everyone thought i was

2018-12-03 04:21:28 UTC

Thank god puberty hit

2018-12-03 04:21:28 UTC

Yea but its not retarded if it works

2018-12-03 04:21:36 UTC

@PurpleFyrus you spergie boi

2018-12-03 04:21:44 UTC

Bro

2018-12-03 04:21:48 UTC

Blooper reels

2018-12-03 04:21:50 UTC

Of porn

2018-12-03 04:21:54 UTC

Best thing

2018-12-03 04:21:57 UTC

oh god

2018-12-03 04:22:03 UTC

sounds like it couldget messy

2018-12-03 04:22:04 UTC

YES

2018-12-03 04:22:09 UTC

Wrong hole compilations

2018-12-03 04:22:14 UTC

i saw one of a girl who fainted out of a squirt

2018-12-03 04:22:23 UTC

she was completely unconscious for 5 minutes

2018-12-03 04:22:26 UTC

Best i saw was someone eating another girl out and the girl had really, and i mean REALLY bad inigestion

2018-12-03 04:22:28 UTC

"squirt"

2018-12-03 04:22:38 UTC

There was one were the camera man accidentally got cummed on

2018-12-03 04:22:42 UTC

oh god

2018-12-03 04:22:46 UTC

LOL

2018-12-03 04:22:48 UTC

okay im never looking at this

2018-12-03 04:22:54 UTC

I think Johnny sins was in that one

2018-12-03 04:23:09 UTC

have u ever seen the one with the fly? That flew "In"

2018-12-03 04:23:10 UTC

The man the myth the legend

2018-12-03 04:23:18 UTC

lol

2018-12-03 04:23:21 UTC

okay ill come back later

2018-12-03 04:23:24 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-12-03 04:23:29 UTC
2018-12-03 04:23:33 UTC

Pure boy

2018-12-03 04:23:34 UTC

wut

2018-12-03 04:23:35 UTC

lol

2018-12-03 04:23:40 UTC

<:GWslippyPeepoL:407618465508098049>

2018-12-03 04:23:51 UTC

Yall need some culture

2018-12-03 04:23:59 UTC

Google porn bloopers

2018-12-03 04:24:02 UTC

Its great

2018-12-03 04:24:07 UTC

Aight so i watched a few prolapse vids

2018-12-03 04:24:13 UTC

Oh god

2018-12-03 04:24:15 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-12-03 04:24:17 UTC

and its so wierd

2018-12-03 04:24:26 UTC

they do it on purpose!

2018-12-03 04:24:26 UTC

Its unhealthy

2018-12-03 04:24:27 UTC

Pink sock

2018-12-03 04:24:37 UTC

U can literally get that stuck

2018-12-03 04:24:40 UTC

Permanently

2018-12-03 04:24:48 UTC

And they have to sew it back in place

2018-12-03 04:24:50 UTC

I know

2018-12-03 04:24:55 UTC

Ive SEEN IT

2018-12-03 04:25:05 UTC

From experience? @PurpleFyrus

2018-12-03 04:25:09 UTC

no

2018-12-03 04:25:14 UTC

Yeah, but if you get it fixed you get ffunctionality back usually

2018-12-03 04:25:15 UTC

I work in hospital

2018-12-03 04:25:17 UTC

U fock

2018-12-03 04:25:19 UTC

I will not sign

2018-12-03 04:25:24 UTC

Ohshit

2018-12-03 04:25:57 UTC

ive seen lots of animals get their anus' fixed

2018-12-03 04:26:02 UTC

Change.org spams your email

2018-12-03 04:26:09 UTC

yea

2018-12-03 04:26:11 UTC

Yup

2018-12-03 04:26:18 UTC

I already have it in a spam filter

2018-12-03 04:26:19 UTC

I blocked their domain

2018-12-03 04:26:32 UTC

Blocc their pp

2018-12-03 04:26:33 UTC

Nothing comes from change.org

2018-12-03 04:26:35 UTC

<:chad:431600553806790667>

2018-12-03 04:26:37 UTC

Ever

2018-12-03 04:26:39 UTC

Lets be honest

2018-12-03 04:26:49 UTC

Nothing comes from petitions

2018-12-03 04:26:54 UTC

Just email your Representative

2018-12-03 04:27:07 UTC

Petitions the hidden census

2018-12-03 04:27:10 UTC

expose this psychotic whore to the public and drag her into court

2018-12-03 04:27:20 UTC

he should be pressing criminal charges against here

2018-12-03 04:27:27 UTC

Petitions are just lists kept to keep tabs on who your enemies are and who to kill first in the event of a political Coup

2018-12-03 04:27:33 UTC

Because it doesn't reach the politicians

2018-12-03 04:27:55 UTC

if anything he should be on gofundme not lookimhelping.org

2018-12-03 04:27:59 UTC

Sister works for medical supply company the shit she sees from cranial surgery is something crazy. I don't know how hospital people don't since at that shit @PurpleFyrus

2018-12-03 04:28:18 UTC

Since?

2018-12-03 04:28:25 UTC

Since

2018-12-03 04:28:30 UTC

sence

2018-12-03 04:28:31 UTC

since at that shit

2018-12-03 04:28:38 UTC

seance

2018-12-03 04:28:43 UTC

since at that shit

2018-12-03 04:28:44 UTC

For a while now

2018-12-03 04:28:52 UTC

SCIENCE

2018-12-03 04:29:02 UTC

Of fuck now I see it

2018-12-03 04:29:09 UTC

Wince?

2018-12-03 04:29:16 UTC

Yes wince

2018-12-03 04:29:18 UTC

Spince?

2018-12-03 04:29:20 UTC

Wince

2018-12-03 04:29:24 UTC

Oh, wince

2018-12-03 04:29:26 UTC

Spencer

2018-12-03 04:29:39 UTC

Yeah well, when u see so many, u get used to it

2018-12-03 04:29:47 UTC

Spaghetti taco

2018-12-03 04:29:54 UTC

Fuck my oversized thumbs

2018-12-03 04:30:01 UTC

Its like gore in video games, just gotta play enough doom and ur good

2018-12-03 04:30:09 UTC

prolapsedasshole.jpg

2018-12-03 04:30:24 UTC

She'll occasionally send me texts or snapchats of it

2018-12-03 04:30:36 UTC

Anything regarding human anatomy is not a big deal for me

2018-12-03 04:30:42 UTC

Start here at 43:00 and listen to this guy talk about the Democrats Hispanic strategy https://youtu.be/BclcpfVn2rg

2018-12-03 04:30:44 UTC

PatientConfidentiality.exe

2018-12-03 04:30:45 UTC

I had no idea

2018-12-03 04:30:54 UTC

But "foreign fungus?" Thats a whole diff ball park

2018-12-03 04:31:06 UTC

2nd generation Hispanic immigrants are more socially conservative than fucking EVANGELICALS

2018-12-03 04:31:12 UTC

Foreign fungus?

2018-12-03 04:31:17 UTC

There's a Fungus Among Us

2018-12-03 04:31:22 UTC

Blue Waffle

2018-12-03 04:31:27 UTC

fuuuck

2018-12-03 04:31:29 UTC

That

2018-12-03 04:31:33 UTC

Its when women dont clean their vagoo

2018-12-03 04:31:42 UTC

Its nasty

2018-12-03 04:31:46 UTC

I've seen pictures

2018-12-03 04:31:47 UTC

AF

2018-12-03 04:31:47 UTC

Gnasty

2018-12-03 04:32:05 UTC

Its Disgoostin

2018-12-03 04:32:20 UTC

And yes @Werlf hispanics are conservative, how u no know this?

2018-12-03 04:32:35 UTC

They are also mostly Catholic

2018-12-03 04:32:41 UTC

Put 2 and 2 together

2018-12-03 04:32:52 UTC

Nope, only evil oppressive whites are conservatives

2018-12-03 04:33:00 UTC

Not so fun fact I know someone who got caught an infection from a brown recluse bite.

2018-12-03 04:33:12 UTC

?

2018-12-03 04:33:23 UTC

And?

2018-12-03 04:33:45 UTC

brown recluse bites cause the severe damage they cause because of infection

2018-12-03 04:33:45 UTC

Ate away at his skin and muscle tissue

2018-12-03 04:33:58 UTC

Yeah...... and?

2018-12-03 04:34:05 UTC

Sorry i just

2018-12-03 04:34:07 UTC

Gotta get those antibiotics

2018-12-03 04:34:13 UTC

Thought there was more to the storylol

2018-12-03 04:34:30 UTC

I too have seen it, its rough

2018-12-03 04:34:32 UTC

Not really just a vivid memory for me

2018-12-03 04:34:47 UTC

The tissue turns necrotic and can become septic if untreaed

2018-12-03 04:34:50 UTC

Moral of the story, inject yourself with homemade pennicillin

2018-12-03 04:34:52 UTC

Untreated*

2018-12-03 04:35:03 UTC

Unless ur allergic to pennicillan

2018-12-03 04:35:13 UTC

Nah do it anyway

2018-12-03 04:35:20 UTC

its fine

2018-12-03 04:35:27 UTC

Banana iswear to fod

2018-12-03 04:35:34 UTC

God*

2018-12-03 04:35:37 UTC

lol

2018-12-03 04:35:55 UTC

i โค u

2018-12-03 04:36:03 UTC

I should probably learn how to make my own pennicillan

2018-12-03 04:36:53 UTC

If u make accidental Botulism

2018-12-03 04:36:58 UTC

Thats on u

2018-12-03 04:37:22 UTC

Botulism can be used as a pest poison

2018-12-03 04:37:30 UTC

So can guns

2018-12-03 04:37:36 UTC

So can antife=reeze

2018-12-03 04:37:39 UTC

More specifically bullets

2018-12-03 04:37:40 UTC

oof

2018-12-03 04:37:50 UTC

just whack em

2018-12-03 04:37:58 UTC

No

2018-12-03 04:38:07 UTC

BAM

2018-12-03 04:38:09 UTC

If u whack em then you just break their spine

2018-12-03 04:38:13 UTC

And they suffer

2018-12-03 04:38:33 UTC

And then little Timmy comes along and......"plays" with them

2018-12-03 04:38:45 UTC

We cant let Timmy do that

2018-12-03 04:39:03 UTC

Nurple, you're so inflexible with language.

2018-12-03 04:39:15 UTC

Wot the fog

2018-12-03 04:39:19 UTC

Does that mean

2018-12-03 04:39:23 UTC

I was just htinking timmy would come along

2018-12-03 04:40:13 UTC

You're treating everything i say like you must convince me its wrong

2018-12-03 04:40:14 UTC

How does that implicate my language as being "inflexible"?

2018-12-03 04:40:20 UTC

Ah

2018-12-03 04:40:33 UTC

Well yeah but, you are wrong so like

2018-12-03 04:40:35 UTC

my earlier statement was innacureate

2018-12-03 04:40:45 UTC

and its sarcasm

2018-12-03 04:40:46 UTC

I am a slave to the Truth

2018-12-03 04:40:48 UTC

most;y

2018-12-03 04:40:58 UTC

I know fam, i know

2018-12-03 04:41:09 UTC

Its funnier if u take sarcasm seriously

2018-12-03 04:41:17 UTC

Begrudging Seriousness

2018-12-03 04:41:25 UTC

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-03 04:41:29 UTC

<:boomer:514203388704063489>

2018-12-03 04:41:38 UTC

Ive been doing this for a long time, i know how to do what i do do

2018-12-03 04:42:04 UTC

I spelled begrudging in bananagram the other day

2018-12-03 04:42:19 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-12-03 04:42:19 UTC

.....................

2018-12-03 04:42:26 UTC

I dont know what that is

2018-12-03 04:43:04 UTC

its like scrabble but you try to use all your letters in your own crossword before your opponent

2018-12-03 04:43:18 UTC

or opponents

2018-12-03 04:47:12 UTC

Wow

2018-12-03 04:47:21 UTC

Fucking Boomer

2018-12-03 04:48:29 UTC

Wow, im cry

2018-12-03 05:02:47 UTC

God damnit

2018-12-03 05:02:56 UTC

dead chat

2018-12-03 05:03:50 UTC

Yup

2018-12-03 05:04:03 UTC

Plus its midnight where i am, might turn in

2018-12-03 05:06:53 UTC

I found a furry

2018-12-03 05:07:07 UTC

Us pol on athens

2018-12-03 05:17:56 UTC

this chat has some dead hours most days

2018-12-03 05:18:15 UTC

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

2018-12-03 05:19:23 UTC

its better than having 24hr spergfests

2018-12-03 05:20:03 UTC

6am at GMT+1 here so we are safe to say it dead at this time of day

2018-12-03 05:25:12 UTC

God is dead
War is peace
Infrared is useless
Grow beans

2018-12-03 05:25:21 UTC

Morning lavander lads

2018-12-03 05:25:30 UTC

Good morning

2018-12-03 05:25:42 UTC

Infrared is rad

2018-12-03 05:26:01 UTC

Unless you're using red phosphorus

2018-12-03 05:26:24 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

2018-12-03 05:26:34 UTC

post links to your favorite IR cameras

2018-12-03 05:27:04 UTC

Theresa May to sign UN pact on migration

2018-12-03 05:27:19 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-12-03 05:27:36 UTC

"conservative"

2018-12-03 05:27:37 UTC

It was nice knowing you, Britain

2018-12-03 05:27:38 UTC

PVS-14 WP

2018-12-03 05:27:47 UTC

if the yellow jackets starts to spread even more it not going to be much left anyway

2018-12-03 05:27:50 UTC

Good bye Britain

2018-12-03 05:27:53 UTC

Goodbye Britain

2018-12-03 05:28:02 UTC

Hello Airstrip One

2018-12-03 05:28:12 UTC
2018-12-03 05:29:15 UTC

Good fucking lord night vision is so expensive.

2018-12-03 05:29:23 UTC

theres cheaper options

2018-12-03 05:29:31 UTC

Even older gen Russian shit is pricey.

2018-12-03 05:29:55 UTC

this is tactical, maybe look at home sec hardware

2018-12-03 05:29:59 UTC

there's plenty of low cost night vision that works

2018-12-03 05:30:01 UTC

gotta be cheaper

2018-12-03 05:30:05 UTC

it pricy as a lot of hunters with shit load of cash wants them

2018-12-03 05:30:09 UTC

In U.S., you have night vision.

2018-12-03 05:30:13 UTC

Even ballistic capable

2018-12-03 05:30:20 UTC

Yeah, but you have really poor visibility.

2018-12-03 05:30:28 UTC

Like, no more than 50 meters.

2018-12-03 05:30:31 UTC

In soviet Russia, you give night vision

2018-12-03 05:30:52 UTC

White Phosphorous PVS 14s are pretty fuckin rad though

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