I ran someone over in a tank but it was in self-defense

I hate circumcision

If you die I'll pick up another one of you like a dog turd, but for some reason I still need you around!

Wubalubadubdub!!!!

foreskin club

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

ebin

reddit copy pastas

jesus christ

not this shit again

someone post the bernie nugget pasta

Yeah it's pretty shitty

This got old fast tbh

what color

Are Morty pastas the best part of Richard and Mortimer?

is my soul

rainbow

I think so

red white and blue

Rick and Morty is a fucking child's cartoon

Like anime

Glory to Liberia

my soul is nigger-coloured

Anime succs

Anime is turning young people into fags

unironically

and traps

It's turning the frogs gay

like i love me some anime

phasor had an anime avi

but i watch the fighting kind

not the fucking slice of life weird shit

that shit turns you into a discord mod

jojos jiggly nigglys

Piggly Niggly

i dont watch very much anime

dood

The Sex Pistols

thats a band

Rick and Morty is liberal propaganda

No sheet

Commie

rick,and,morty

some of you fuckers need helicopter rides

I'll kill you in self-defense

On my helicopter dick

you gotta stab me 23 times tho

in self defense

some of you NAZIS need to be punched

well youre sure not punching us

if you ask a turk in germany if he is anything but a turk he will try to kill you.

Nah I'll run you over in a semi truck going at 70 mph

turk in germany

i wish your non existant father would punch you

hoooo boy

i have 2 fathers

i have 3

gay

checkmate atheist

gay couple

you got two gay fathers

yeah what about ir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZCdjcRzKPc

Let's fuck ourselves

how did this discord get over taken by liberal mods

so much for a coup

start by putting your dick in your ass

if it's long enougj

F R E E H E L I C O P T E R R I D E S

based brit was a nazi

so we killed him

im not sure furrys can be nazis

but continue

wtf have you seen thebigkk

Based Brit was cool

idk ive known brit for over a year and i have no idea who the fuck you are

hes a nazi and i punched him

Antifa

you arent punching shit

Antifags

ill punch you

ok

TheBigKK was a faggot

who didn't know when to stop

so did .based quit discord

or what

bc he still owns the portal

you wont do anything back because youre a beta

oh stop

Also, @.🔴 RECORDING BOT why am I no longer golden

you said traps were gay

hhhhh lemme check

xd bash the fash xd xd xd my moms boyfriend said my dad wasn't my real dad xd xd xd

traps are gay

traps are indeed gay

Lol right wing discords

talking about gay men

the right term is “faggot”

Don't talk about things guys