why

2edgy4me

V/\

Idk I think I should give up smoking

These lungs ain't gonna help themselves

then get a vape and vape 0

mg

Lol just so I can blow out steam? Nigga must be retarded

ya

I removed all poo tier items from my cart

I have about $300 to spend

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-2-Color-55cm-Umbrella-Hat-Sun-Shade-Camping-Fishing-Hiking-Festivals-Outdoor-Brolly/32648439405.html

In total

get this

Topkek

why is it 3.15

Chinks

http://i.imgur.com/vu2mZJD.png

You a madman

What do you even do with all that useless shitd

wear it

i never rever ordered useless shit

why you no buy melon hat

Gonna buy some meme t shirt

And maybe a drinking hat

i wanted that too

but local was cheaper

not cheaper but about same price

Ah

Do you know where ivcan get liquid ass?

http://www.liquidass.com/

oh wow

From chinks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-10bag-lot-Novelty-Fart-Bomb-Bags-Stink-Bomb-Smelly-Exploding-Mini-Bags-Fun-for-a/32753880547.html?

Don't the have the spray bottle tho

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Moss-micro-landscape-gardening-tool-tools-watering-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-200ml/32727507785.html?

I meant liquid ass in a spray form. But anyway I guess the bag will do

get both

and fill it in the bottle

Don't it evaporate when exposed to air

why dotn you try

I want to spray it in my gfs mouth one night

Then wakeup and be like

I dindu nuffin

:/

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@fbn post picture of your drinking hat

not here yet

http://i.imgur.com/KQoWL34.png

actually not even ordered yet

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http://i.imgur.com/yZzzn67.png

Topsad

who actually buys clothes on aliexpress

by the time you receive them the season is already over

Preemptively purchase

buy em seasons beforehand?

I'm autistic so I just wear any clothes

usps chinked me

No

They chinks chinked you

yea im also autistic so i wear whatever

also @Joldberg what happen

In winter I wear really short pants

I really don't feel the cold

isnt not feeling cold a sign of autism

Yes

Google said so too

@michael a lot of /cgl/ anons buy clothes on aliexpress

they do

mostly taobao though

http://boards.4chan.org/cgl/thread/9311145

They're Taobao experts

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tfw lost my redcircle at home somehow

i only had it for 2 weeks...

redcircle?

redcircle 600 mech pen

pencil

aka rotring 600 clone

Looks like you have to buy another

Just did my dude

:^(

tfw nothings gonna ship until the 4th...

: (

fml thats over 2 weeks

i ordered 2 days ago and already shipped

fucking chinks and their long ass holidays

oh fair then

unless their postal service gets fucking closed

then i shall ree

but i was notified

does everything just come to a standstill over there

is it like christmas but for 2 weeks

I hope not

thats intense

muh chink new year

tfw placed an order and the shop said theyre closed until the 4th

oh well

ill just have to wait for my chinkshit

does gearbest ship?

also what does the dispatch faster button do

i clicked it 3 times today and my package still didnt arrive

man some chinks are fucking awful

delivery times vary SO fucking much it's unreal

Like, I'll get a package in 10 days sometimes, but sometimes I will wait 55 days

From the UK btw

hello fello uk lad

whereabouts

London probably

He's probably a rapefugee

faaaair

@CIA did you ever purchase from ioffer before

I have

And ?

Legit or

They're legit fakes alright

just pick a seller that accepts paypal so you can't get fucked over

i just bought gucci cap 3 days ago on ioffer

inb4 getting chinked

That's what I love

but yeah its fine

paypal is like a condom for your debit card

You really rekon you'll get chinked if no PayPal?

What about if they have good reviews

It's just good to have you know

little bit extra protection

I know but there's some nice items that don't have paypal

have bought stuff like sunglasses and fake perfume for fam from iOffer

PayPal only?

Yup

Hmmm

They have their own protection/dispute system

so its okay

Recently bought sunglasses from them, came with a scratch on the inside

seller simply refunded

I'm only buying 20$ worth of shit. Not a massive loss if I get chinked

Ye I saw the dispute system

What you buying?

Just some knock off adidas and a shirt

shoes?

Yeah

shoes can be risky with customs

Also what is this "minimum willing to accept"

You can underbid their price

What do you mean? It comes with no box and undermarked

Do they still accept it?

Yeah

Noice

And the dispute system is functional?

Yup

Also post picture of that sunglasses

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/boards/g/img/0550/75/1465943106433.jpg

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/boards/g/img/0550/75/1465943256303.jpg

Woah

How much was it

what adidas did you buy?

I'll link it now

i wanted to buy nike shoes from ioffer, but there isnt any in my size

http://www.ioffer.com/i/brand-women-men-sneakers-trainers-olympic-running-shoes-624040995

i have the nike equivalent, good choice

how do you call those japanese seats?

that have no feet and just sit one the ground?

Wut

OwO whats this

Open and see.

I dare you.

Well

I wanted to throw those away

But if you dare me\

That's what I guessed. Silly you. :3

Powerbank?

Not one, but two!

Plus precision tweezers

And I know solar power banks are a meme

but I want it for the flashlight functionality more

Sounds cool.

And the non-solar one has a percentage-based charge display

How much mah on the first one?

None yet

They both need cells

If I were to buy a readymade powerbank it'd be an anker

Oh, so just casings or?

I got an Anker Powered USB Station thingy. Anker is greaat!

What station?

And yeah, I'd order some microusb cables if I didn't have enough to give all my friends one

https://www.amazon.com/Anker-6-Port-Charger-PowerPort-iPhone/dp/B00P936188

This one.

Nice

It's great, but don't use it much anymore.

I might have to buy one to charge all the powerbanks

Why not?

If you want a cheap powerbank either get a proper Anker or DIY (buy lipos and case seperatly)

@Cola u shud get an uni kuru toga

Thise are DIYs

I don't have much to charge, and only charge something once or twice every two week, and thats one usb.

Well yeah

I have a 30$ 22400mah one.

I'd put it in the living room, since everyone charges at my computer

Got a nokia dumbphone which holds 3-4 weeks, and a Kindle.

Would be smart. It's great!

I have one phone with coolreader on it

Some time ago I wondered if I should get an e-reader

Going through all Dune books now

You should. It's much better than reaading on a tablet or phone.

Yeah lol, a few years back i bought a cheap chink tablet for reading

@Archy u can get script sunglasses for $30 at zenni-optical

I didn't consider DPI a point then

Isnt OLED very natural already?

It eyefucks me if I use it to read

So I just use it for porn when shitting

So....

You shit and masturbate at the same time?

you dont?

No.

That'd be weird.

I first do one then the other

I don't combine them

That'd be weird indeed

I mean I'm just sitting there after a shit

I'm glad to hear that!

@Sapharanth I do too

So both powerbanks have space for 5 18650 cells

So worst case scenerio 10000mAh, best case scenerio 20000mAh

What will you be charging with it?

Solar will be just for the flashlight, or light charging

Since I have a 2.5kmAh pouch cell from a broken tablet

And the other, well

My car's cigarette lighter socket is wider than all other

So chargers fit loosely

That sucks.

So I'll use it for my phone when travelling, or if I forget to charge my phone some other way

odd

I don't really need power banks to be honest

Maybe a friend will need one

is the steering wheel on the left or right of ur car?

@Sapharanth I advise you to get a hand cranked led flashlight

They are chinese and cost around 1$. With a minute of effort you get about 10 minutes of light

Solar charged flashlight is retarded since youll be using it in the night

I know what flashlights you speak of

The light is weak, to begin with

And the ones in chink stores near me have just a non-rechargeable lithium cell for battery power and the motor is seperate

Im not talking about the the "spin me up kinda type"