I was accusing you of being complicit of a chink scam to move seeds by panic buying

How do you germinate?

oh well thats what they told me

and germinate what the seeds or the lotus?

sedds

i just threw them in some cups of potting soil, dumped some water on them, and prayed to the chink gods theyd grow

i didnt use lights or any special soil or water or anythnin

oh, that'll take a couple days then

does anyone know about chink fitbit clones?

mi band 2?

thanks 👌

tryna find a nice autism spinner, not sure if i should just buy off amazon?

don't spend more than $1 on it

i just got one for 3$ but it has soo much friction

i want a smooth one

https://www.bladehq.com/item--Exacto-Shredder-Fidget-Spinner--68484

uses blood for lubricant

25 minutes wow!

pretty sure its an april fool's joke

aww 😢

ill just stick some exacto knives in the holes of the spinner i have

i wouldnt worry too much about it

eventually you'll hit 11 years old and you'll realize what a stupid gimmick your entire life is :(

😦

get miband 2

im wearing mine now

ive had it for about 8 months now

good shiut

I gotta start wearing mine again

Stopped wearing it because I figured out I do about 7000 steps a day give or take

What are mibands for?

i like the miband cuz its super accurate at tracking sleep

the only complaint i have about the miband is when im making pizza i get flowur under the band and it feels like sand and gets itchy

so as long as your not making pizza all the time get the miband

miband 2

miband is gay

gotta have that little screen

i actually got my miband 2 from the mi store in china and all the instructions and stuff were in chinese so like its easy enough to set up and just run even if you dont know how to read (i know a little tho)

So it tracks sleep?

I guess that's not all it does.

I'll check yt.

yeah it tracks sleep, steps, heartrate, time, and like a few other things

and you can have notifications go to it and other cool features like telling you when to stand up and walk arounf

i wonder if there's one of em armbands like that that you can homebrew program

other than a pebble (i mean a cheap chinese one)

on the watch itself it shows time, steps,distance in miles or km, caloreis burned, heart rate,and battery

i think you can add and remove things too

plus the price point is god tier

thanks based xiaomi

Maybemaybe

what should i buy

What are your intrests

buying things

Price range?

£20

miband looks cool

looks a bit femme on wrist tho

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LED-Digital-Alarm-Clock-Multi-Function-Touch-Sensor-Cosmetic-Mirror-Rechargeable-Home-Decor-Luminous-Mode-Snooze/32826524624.html

ugly as fuck

what are the current /csg/ memes?

Card form factor phones.

I bought this one but it has not arrived yet.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Melrose-A10-bar-phone-dual-sim-card-mp3-bluetooth-3-0-dial-3-5mm-common-earphone/32787980357.html

Someone link some good bt earphones

low profile for working out

o ye ive wanted one for ages

but my blackberry priv still werks

if it dies i'llget one

is there one with a qwerty kb?

not qwerty

thatd b mental

blackberry esque

I had one but It got pickpocketed on the subway.

The brand does not make them anymore.

i noticed u linked me the spanish site

r u mexican

Yes.

It was the second time that happened to me.

have u ever been to santa teresa

and have u read any robert bolano

No, neither.

I have only been to Mexico city and southern Oaxaca.

read 2666

.wiki 2666

ree no bot

@Spooky#7286 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2666

buy this book rn

ugh

I probably won't have the time.

Lawschool is asphyxiating.

I haven't read literature in four years.

All the books I've read since are laws and law theory.

sad

is it just me or is it hard to get the kable in KZs?

struggle st

oj o@nappytastic✡hotmail.invalid#4793 is that acutally worth reading

i've got a coby of it

yes

i love it

i have 10 pages left and i got it on monday

its 900 pages

damn

yea its a big book lol

its cuz its 5 books in one

was gonna be an anthology

purely because the guy was dying

if he was healthy itd have been a massive novel so they published it as one

its a page turner

cool ill prob start reading it then lol

ye after the first 50 pages u wont be about to put it down

its worth it alone just for book 4 + 5

1 is also really good

but book 4 is like

What is it about?

i wont say much but

its 5 books

all have mexico as a backdrop

to varying degrees

book 4 for example is about mexican police

book 1 is about 3 europeans who go to mexico to find an author

Fuck those guys, the police I mean.

book 2 is about a mexican philosophy teacher

etc

some characters meet up, some dont

So it's about some Mexicans...

no

I'd rather the red chamber thrn

its about a serial killer in mexico

idk its hard to explain without spoilers

its front runner for novel of the century

so def worth reading just to keep up with the current literary cultural zietgeist

One serial killer?

read the book and find out

There were at least 20 involved in those cases.

IRL

i dont think its based on a true story

a lot of the murders are very young girls with long black hair

who get raped

Yeah, thousands of them.

like i said tho, for most of the book that doesnt come into play

It was really bad.

wew

mexico is horrifying

at least you have hot girls there

>build a wall

its set in the city that is the border between mexico and america funnily enough

im gonna b sad when i finish it but i ordered another of that guys books

the savage detectives

more mexican shenangians

hope its less violent than this one tho

Wew

reading about 2666 11 year olds getting raped is a bit of a downer

>start reading dostoyevsky

>takes me a month to read it

>start reading bolano

>takes me a week to read it

tfw brainlet

That's still like 200 pages a day.

Most people I know can't manage that.

brothers karamazov is the same length

i started crime and punishment as well

only 70 pages into it tho

i hope the chinese start printing ebooks that have gone out of print

Lulu does that, I think.

theres lots of sci fi books i want that have gone out of print so nerds re-sell them at retard prices

altho i guess reading sci-fi books on an ebook reader is kinda suitable

any good chink ebook readers

jus get a kindle lol

none really

http://www.lulu.com/create/books

effort

i wanna read past master

and mirror lens

Guys why do chinks wanna refund everything through paypal

they wanna scam you

So they don't get beaten by their Ali overlords

If they have too many disputes they'll have their account closed

Could you chink the chinks by accepting the paypal refund then dispute them and get the ali refund

No they would just show the paypal invoice you retard. Would probably be one of the few ways you can get banned

@Tervy saw your post in announcements but I tend to be a bit hesitant to believe a « hacker » who is using a such normie nickname

@johnfrum 🤔

@Brokenman#0440 he uploaded code to github but for some reason page is 404 now

And does it really suprise anyone that chinese company is shady???

I mean how brainlet do you need to be

Same goes for any company, trust who you feel like

Or go full stallman and dont carry mobile phone around

@Brokenman yeah the account holder is joke but the data is real deal

That they do message scanning and filter what to send

And that it is in global rom altho "deactivated" if oneplus is to be believe

Deactivated as is scanning happens/might happen but it does not send data to chinkiea

@Tervy bruh its literally deactivated

the finder of this shit literally said "I couldn't get it to send any data"

Yeah 1+ and others did that for years

no surprise but still thanks for the infos

@fedora#6969 all smartphones even the top tier ones are botnet is some ways too

@Droidbot if he cant get it to send data properly does it mean it still not scanning or uses some "if " clause to work etc

We just cany really know without proper source

Woo GearBest priority line is back for phones and tablets.

@Cole isopod is the new shork

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

100% odds that listing has girls posing with them

isopods arent on aliex, sadly

couldnt find them 😦

https://hamee.com/products/giant-isopod-plush-doll-xl-size also yep

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

Every
fucking
time

its a sex thing. has to be at this point but to what end

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I find isopods fucking disgusting

it triggers my tripophobia

https://m.imgur.com/a/erWFt

Poor shark

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

R-rogue mod posting nsfw in /csg/

isopods? I'll stay with my cute droid thanks

you also get these which is cool

What is that a rat pouch ?

a pouch made with rat skin

it's made out of roadkill cat

it's actually quite pretty but flashlight made it look dumb

idk how to use my phone I just got up

@Julian if I can't buy them on Ali I don't care SHARKS still win

That pocket warmer is essentially just a lighter, right?

@Sdeck37 its based on zippos, it's a container you fill with lighter fluid and it's constantly burning in small amounts

anyone have an explanaition to why did the Mi Band 2 suddenly get much more expensive after 11.11

@Cole any good recommended 14500 cells? <:chink:323022148870602752>

there aren't any brands I'd actually _recommend_, apart from Fenix or Nightcore's own batteries

but iirc both are pretty expensive

in other news, this nigger is looking for a magnet replacement for his Skilhunt H03 flashlight

I need something more powerful there

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-16mm-x-2mm-N50-Grade-Small-Disc-Round-Cylinder-Rare-Earth-Neodymium-Magnets-free-shipping/32820168648.html

jackpot

the stock magnet in there is 16mm diameter and 1.8mm thick

skilhunt says you can stack two mangets for bigger strength

meaning one 2mm magnet will fit there no problemo

@BIRDzone https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2PCS-Original-Nitecore-NL147-Li-ion-Cell-Rechargeable-14500-Battery-with-750mAh-3-7V-2-8Wh/32694100722.html

see? stupidly expensive for 2 pieces

I dont get it

How do you make it stronger with 2 magnets

"According to the FAQ on their site you can stack multiple magnets and get equivalent force to a larger one."

My sides

I mean whatever, I just bought one that's a stronger grade <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Skilhunt is apparently using N35 neodymium

N52 should be a whole lot better

Legit question

Do you steal your packages in the post office when you get them

So another postie dont need to take it to your house