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>join discord
>laptop fan is going on
government surveillance app has been installed I guess

Welcome to the /csg/ server, <@!260573995588386817>!

earphones

that is all

Hola

my father wants his first chink shit 👌

flash drives in wooden case, rather strange choice but w/e

make sure to test it for him first

in case it has some chinky malware on it

nuke it in lincucks first

so pretty much just wiping it? secure erase?

would have to install a VM to check it on winblangs

Nah

Just fire up Lincucks, obliterate its contents in fdisk or something

and then format it as NTFS/fat32

@CIA tfw no water cooled walkman rpi

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> 🔫

Damn.......

Tfw no water-cooled rpi briefcase media player laptop weather station

So if I want to let my dad use KODI, would I need to get him a box set, or could I just use my phone or some shit

What do you mean? Give him a device to use Kodi?

callmeonmycellphonexd has left!

ok there is a twist in my dads ali order. he wants 100 - 500 flash drives.
so is alibaba much different from aliexpress? i dont suppose so

wtf

what could a man do with all that power

not really they are as likely to scam you

i dont really get that "prize offer" thing. so do I have to contact the chinks before hand and talk about how much i want and prizes and stuff?

well I can see what I will be doing this evening

@Windatica i dont know, he is a mad capitalist, probably just giving them away as a present i suppose

he deemed 3.30 per 4GB drive "too much"

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Electric-guitar-2016-new-black-color-guitar-guitar-in-china/32646018655.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.6ySkyj&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_509_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_4,single_sort_2_total_tranpro_desc&btsid=85e1c79d-99de-4494-a6ee-56a9c1cd9ed8

So I'm a guitar guy?

and this is a clone of what's called a steinberg guitar

Usually £500+

Chink replica guitars are a gamble

chinkshit in general is a gamble

especially with moving parts

some need work to even sound remotely decent

they're good for custom fodder if you're into that

expensive chinkshit has always worked in my experience

but that's anecdotal so idk do what you want

https://youtu.be/H8Rimr4U1cw

this channel has a lot of videos on chinese copy guitars

Yeah, I remember there's a CPS channel or some shit

CGS?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/electrical-guitar-guitar-acoustic-electric-guitar-classical-guitars/32709943224.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.109.IIW5rj&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_509_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000007_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_4,single_sort_2_total_tranpro_desc&btsid=221db175-33d0-4c0a-abfd-ba587a8aaaee]#

whats the latest smartphone memes

dual cameras

curved screens

Superstrat with quake-esque inlays

no bezels

wonder if the next xiaomi is gonna implement them

They already have

Xiaomi Mix?

in their normal phone lineup

and not a super special hard to get phone

Probably not

It was a big thing

The only other phones with similar displays are sharp aquos crystal and x series

Which are impossible to get outside of japan

Ulefone future looks good but there are cheaper phones with better specs without the super thin bezel meme

either way

all I want is a phone that has a decent camera

xiaomi needs to up themselves on that front

they make good phones but even their top line suffers from shit camera

just wait for sony to make the new imx series available to chinks

dual cameras seem to be the next big meme

wonder if we'll see it implemented in the redmi 5

I got a Meizu Mx4

Has a 24mp phone, does cool shit

I want camera phones to be a thing again

the mx5 released recently i believe

Xiaomi Mi6 might happen soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwM1B_4Ai0o

real life aliexpress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL0OvdTqzBs

consumerism is addictive

@transience holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STquCbke6WE this one is pretty good

looks like the electronics section of poundland tbh

where everything is chink shit

what are those sellers looking at

everyone's on some sort of tabliet

their aliexpress/taobao dashboard

dude competition over there

is literally insane

are those all individual sellers

renting space?

is this aliexpress irl

80% of the sellers I buy from are from shenzhen

so yes

seller replied to my shitpost

And ?

wow

http://i.imgur.com/QQxGMzz.png

fabian

also bullshit is their name sophie

https://www.heiligenlexikon.de/Fotos/Fabianus.jpg me_irl

http://i.imgur.com/dkXXCfP.png