chink-shit-general

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2017-01-17 20:42:28 UTC

if you're a NEET

2017-01-17 20:42:34 UTC

you're gonna have a heart attack

2017-01-17 20:42:47 UTC

are you a NEET?

2017-01-17 20:42:50 UTC

everytime i put the printer in my cart it switches from 155 to 201

2017-01-17 20:43:04 UTC

buy separately

2017-01-17 20:43:07 UTC

problem solved

2017-01-17 20:43:17 UTC

I'm in uni

2017-01-17 20:43:40 UTC

@Archy they usually ferment the tea next to the dead fish in the warehouses

2017-01-17 20:43:49 UTC

Oh god

2017-01-17 20:43:52 UTC

what can i stick in my boipucci while i stare at mongolian lewd drawings?

2017-01-17 20:43:57 UTC

yeah i drink a lot of tea

2017-01-17 20:44:11 UTC

and fart mean farts

2017-01-17 20:44:31 UTC

Does it taste good? I tried normal tea around the house and I fucking hate the taste

2017-01-17 20:44:33 UTC

aneros

2017-01-17 20:44:36 UTC

Will I hate chink tea

2017-01-17 20:44:41 UTC

depends on the tea

2017-01-17 20:44:45 UTC

gonna dump some autism on u

2017-01-17 20:44:54 UTC

tea requires certain temps depending on the type

2017-01-17 20:45:17 UTC

either u get that young boipus white tea which requires like 130 F

2017-01-17 20:45:24 UTC

or 220 F for black generic stuff

2017-01-17 20:45:28 UTC

i swear i kick you if you say "making great tea is like making slow love"

2017-01-17 20:45:35 UTC

or anything related to that

2017-01-17 20:45:36 UTC

:-D

2017-01-17 20:45:53 UTC

ur probably burning it, the taste of bitterness. I'd buy a temp controlled water pot

2017-01-17 20:46:04 UTC

Hmm

2017-01-17 20:46:16 UTC

^(or just get proper thermopen and save in future)

2017-01-17 20:46:21 UTC

Does green tea taste minty

2017-01-17 20:46:26 UTC

no

2017-01-17 20:46:30 UTC

no need for fancy gay hifipots

2017-01-17 20:46:31 UTC

mint tea tastes minty

2017-01-17 20:46:31 UTC

@literally the nogger will i get super chink aids if i stick that into my boipucci?

2017-01-17 20:46:34 UTC

Does a temp controlled kettle work too

2017-01-17 20:46:34 UTC

or

2017-01-17 20:46:38 UTC

green is like nice dirt

2017-01-17 20:46:49 UTC

Can I convert Chinese tea into iced tea

2017-01-17 20:46:56 UTC

@Gabriel you'll get super internal bleeding and super die, hopefully

2017-01-17 20:47:20 UTC

i'd get the kettle or whatever, cause it saves in time and convenience. U can brew hot water and while it's going brush ur teeth or something

2017-01-17 20:47:32 UTC

and u steep the tea for 2-5 mins depending on the type

2017-01-17 20:47:36 UTC

But what bothers me is buying some random grass that I'm gonna injest, and the seller won't refund if I die

2017-01-17 20:47:47 UTC

lol

2017-01-17 20:48:03 UTC

>TFW no return when death

2017-01-17 20:48:06 UTC

yeah don't buy chink stuff for internal stuff

2017-01-17 20:48:07 UTC

chinkked again

2017-01-17 20:48:08 UTC

Stream yourself drinking it

2017-01-17 20:48:12 UTC

and open a dispute

2017-01-17 20:48:14 UTC

Amazing Giant Size Very Huge ๐Ÿ‘€

2017-01-17 20:48:14 UTC

Lel

2017-01-17 20:48:15 UTC

link to your stream

2017-01-17 20:48:24 UTC

I wish

2017-01-17 20:48:33 UTC

I'm not gonna buy anymore

2017-01-17 20:48:33 UTC

@fbn >only 13 inches

2017-01-17 20:48:50 UTC

realistically what's happening is ur doing a low temp burn and taking all the oils and stuff from the fermentation process in the leaves and forcing it to bind with the water

2017-01-17 20:49:03 UTC

is that the arm

2017-01-17 20:49:28 UTC

dont ๐Ÿ‘ talk ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ‘ until you use this as a dildo

2017-01-17 20:49:50 UTC

it's like smoking, u burn the product to reduce it, but it's weight is able to float around. think finely divided plant product. only you have a bag to filter it

2017-01-17 20:50:24 UTC

how u want to mix is up to u and ur understanding of thermo dynamics

2017-01-17 20:50:37 UTC

stay in school kids :] ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-01-17 20:51:00 UTC

So burn it first then use the rest

2017-01-17 20:51:27 UTC

that level of carbon is bad for u

2017-01-17 20:51:48 UTC

: dont ๐Ÿ‘ talk ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ‘ until you use this as a dildo

2017-01-17 20:52:14 UTC

I give up

2017-01-17 20:52:21 UTC

Tea is too much autism

2017-01-17 20:52:26 UTC

Rather buy a monster

2017-01-17 20:52:31 UTC

it is

2017-01-17 20:52:38 UTC

but it's good for you

2017-01-17 20:52:45 UTC

dont ๐Ÿ‘ talk ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ‘ until you use tech dildonics

2017-01-17 20:52:46 UTC

u want that autism too?

2017-01-17 20:53:18 UTC

Too many riskys buying from chinks

2017-01-17 20:53:26 UTC

Unless I find it locally I ain't buying

2017-01-17 20:53:37 UTC

i need someone to recommend me a good thing to stick up my boipucci in 5 minutes

2017-01-17 20:53:40 UTC

anon pls

2017-01-17 20:53:48 UTC

on hand

2017-01-17 20:53:50 UTC

or purchasable?

2017-01-17 20:53:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/271019305171288076/14846863436130.jpg

2017-01-17 20:54:18 UTC

on hand at home

2017-01-17 20:54:45 UTC

hair brush

2017-01-17 20:54:54 UTC

+

2017-01-17 20:55:04 UTC

dish washing gloves

2017-01-17 20:55:08 UTC

ez cleanup

2017-01-17 20:55:16 UTC

and do ur hair afterwards

2017-01-17 20:55:17 UTC

Chinks won't deliver in 5 min

2017-01-17 20:55:32 UTC

Take coke bottle

2017-01-17 20:55:35 UTC

chink drone tech

2017-01-17 20:55:45 UTC

wayyyy too big

2017-01-17 20:55:50 UTC

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2017-01-17 20:56:06 UTC

what the fuck is going on

2017-01-17 20:56:09 UTC

>Female (male)

2017-01-17 20:57:09 UTC

well archy

2017-01-17 20:58:12 UTC

Mfw 100g of local Chinese tea cost $8

2017-01-17 20:58:15 UTC

Hell naw

2017-01-17 20:58:22 UTC

ur brain is an AC circuit and uses hops, look it up, to communicate different things between ur brain. u can accelerate the ideation process by drinking tea since to make those connections, or more importantly, skip useless pathways, with the plant protein from tea.

2017-01-17 20:58:44 UTC

traveling salesman on crack

2017-01-17 20:58:56 UTC

But chink tea is dangerous

2017-01-17 20:59:06 UTC

teavanna

2017-01-17 20:59:17 UTC

adagio

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