plot twist... that kid is surrounded by minefield and he is writing help letter

@NoFunAllowed I don't like doing that kind of stuff what else is there to do?

:c

Wanna hang out and have gay sex?

Don't go near rinzlit he is a fat pedophile

Waterfall thats really offensive, you know about my dad Q_Q

why would you say that dude?

Manchester Street is starting to attract the hookers again. Might find a tranny to quell those urges there @Ari

your papa is also pedophile

@NoFunAllowed Yeah I'd do that if I ever left my room : ^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

@NoFunAllowed they'd probably mistake me for one of the trannies tbh

stop

@gone <:bleach:264926641359290368> You dropped your drink.

Anyone used baofeng walkie talkies?

On a slightly more serious note, @NoFunAllowed if you ever need computer/server/network/linux/VoIP help

let me know

@Ari I do that shit as my job tbh

rinzlit is manipulatr he will help you with your tech problems then jerk you off

Also are you paying spot prices for your power?

My buddy switched us over to this electric company

and we pay like 16 cents per kw

at most

I'm out in the middle of nowhere, so everything is more expensive

lel

oh rip

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2FXRFJW8AEP_vk.jpg

I live dead center of christchurch

You have internet at least

@NoFunAllowed you wanna help a kid who just got a CCNA find a job <3?

you never got it though

and it's ironic how you need to ask people on discord to hire with your meme certs

@Ari I currently work in the innovation precinct, there are always job openings in there

I'm going to get it as soon as they get off of fucking christmas break

my degree > ur shitty certs

smd

@NoFunAllowed when does christmas break end btw?

Whats currently the best place to get a XiaoMEME note 4 atm? fucking gaybest has only got the 3gb ram one in fucking gold

@Ari Last week

Went back on the 9th

@NoFunAllowed u sure I just emailed the place that doesthe CCNA and tests and they still had the christmas auto reply

and haven't emailed me back Q_Q

rekt

Feelsbadman

My friend is having problems due to businesses having extended christmas breaks and not having the holiday pay to cover it

he is being rekt financially

RIP

I've been on the goverment dime for the last year and a half

studying and fucking around

Playing videogames mostly

Finally got annoyed with the videogames and decided to be a real human being this year

Don't study at Ara/Cpit, it's shit.

>studying

I dont do schools

Because all the retards there always get upset when I correct the teachers

tfw im just too autistic

Go somewhere like Computer Power Plus then

Huh?

I'm just going to take the test for the certs

I already know all the stuff

Self paced study with certs

You get given books and can complete them as fast as you want

ehhh are their certs worth having?

It's industry standard ones

like?

It's hard to get a job without the connections a lot of companies hire out of these schools

Because if you say comptia

ill just go hang my self now

http://www.computerpowerplus.ac.nz/

comptia is for retards

CompTIA Network+
CompTIA Project+
Cisco Certified Network Associate (CCNA) Routing and Switching
Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist (MCTS): Configuring Windows 7
MCSA:Windows Server 2012

Those for the networking

But I'm already getting a CCNA

Comptia is legit a meme

And honestly no one should be using windows server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNka5Uk5juA

Linux can support the windows desktops perfectly fine

without 200$ per license

altho I am familiar with windows servers

I think I missed the start date too : ^)

Rolling start

You start the week after being accepted

I don't think I'd do to well there

I'd be sooo bored

lel

Advanced network engineering

CompTIA: Security+

do u like my bar i made it myself http://puu.sh/tlp0I/ce93b49827.png

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CompTIA: Security+

You say they are crap, but companies actively hire with these things

_highfives for bunsenlabs_

@Tervy yes my man

@NoFunAllowed so should I just go grab all those certs?

@NoFunAllowed because I could easily pass the tests for em

@Ari It'd increase opportunities

brb

I was just planning on going for a CCNP

If I had trouble getting a job with a CCNA

Companies like certs

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