let me stop you there kiddo

How do I damage control this

hmm

We know, they are just shitposting it

back in my day when I was young and stupid I browsed b

once I saw a pic

of three babies

in a basement

all of them were bloody

and naked

you can never unsee it fam

its burned in your memories

i browsed b for like 3 years when i was an edgelord kidd

tru

i dont remember anything bad,

well

idk whether its because i was lucky or if i selectively forgot

FBI came in

Lets leave it at that

then m00t

ah shit

he sold it

to chinks

is that the origin to the tibetan basketweaving forum memes?

cos it got sold to china

Mongolian sewing forum*

theres a shitton of names for it but ye

All you need to know is that buying mangoes is good

GB will start to sell some

fucking customs

got my motospeed

and want me to pay up

can be anywhere from $30 to $70

School starts tomorrow and because im a retard im gonna bring my laptop

🍪

hoping its the former

👌

probably because gearbest

marked a fuckhuge box

fucking customs

worth $48

with

"Mouse $4"

no man

Customs are a roll of the dice

no matter what

But if the box is small

and it says headphones

it gets through

if it's fuckhuge

and heavy

and says mouse $4

it's obviously going to raise suspicion

fucking millions of packages pass through customs every day

they can not check everything

would it be any worse if they just marked it legit?

No

instead they select batches

it would be better

because it matches my description of the item

and the actual physical appearance

theyd still charge though right?

That's not how it works here tribit, they choose whatever looks more expensive

and try to get you to pay taxes

because more expensive item = more money for them

do you have to pay handling fees by the shipping company?

the woes of a shitty country

Nah

oh dude you dont know the pain

only $1 for internal shipping

customs won't charge anything

unless it doesn't match somewhere

and well

i had a vinyl go through customs, it was £3

a motospeed is not very similar to a $4 mouse

but the HANDLING CHARGE WAS £8

jesus

fucking overpriced bs

I just go pick up the packages at the post office

that $1 probably goes to gas from airport to post office

id go if i knew where the fuck to go

i dont even think they give you a choice, they just put a piece of paper through your door and force you to pay

here the tracking info said

you have to register it

if its detained after registering you'll get a piece of paper through your door, until then you're fucked

i registered it over a month ago

no piece of paper for a week

called today

they want fucking credit card statements and shit

what country is this

also looking to buy chink leatherman

considering

http://www.gearbest.com/pliers/pp_425372.html

for $8

or

http://www.gearbest.com/pliers/pp_397743.html

$9

Uruguay

Yeah that might be why

that is exactly why