get you that shop soap with pummice

ah

I got a bottle of that in my shower

Ngl fast orange smells pretty fresh

I used to wait tables after work so I'd have to scrub the shit out of my hands to be presentable. A girl I worked with loved the fast orange smell because it reminded her of her mechanic dad

She wanted to call *you* daddy

oh man

thats hyper specific

gojo orange or whatever the fuck smells good as fuck tho

The good old days when I had coworkers to dick down and then awkwardly have to work with afterwards

my old shop used walnut shells as abrasives in their soap rather than pumice or w/e

I had the cherry flavor at the garage I worked at

cherry also pretty dope

>flavor

a man of culture, i see

Fuck I washed my hands all the time just so I could smell that shit

>pick up a tool from the work bench to hand it to the mechanic
Ahh, time to wash my hands

Fast orange is good shit. Wish I got my hands covered in grease more often just for that tbh.

wtf is this

post ass

and preferred pronouns

@Meister Fuhrer sorry no nazi's allowed on this server

bitch

i aint no nazi

im not even white

Ok furfag

@Meister Fuhrer Okay Irving

imagine not being white

Sorry no negroids allowed on this server

@Meister Fuhrer take your nasty minority stench somewhere else

i really liked when Catac said my name

yw

Teach me how to hit on girls in VRChat

who r u lmao

idk

You linked your shit

ima eat ur ass

Imagine linking your Facebook

Prove to me that you aren't <@&665050376789295155>

bitch wtf was that

@Meister Fuhrer Buy my plate carrier and or helmet and I will ask the server owner to get you access

Nice try <@&665050376789295155>

u guys couldnt handle me lmao

always gotta be sus when <@&665050376789295155> joins the chat

@Meister Fuhrer Post gear loser.

boi, u made me put my headphones on. i was about to destroy ur asshole

@Meister Fuhrer Come get this gear boy

me

is that good enough for u?

Tyfys

i hate the military

@Meister Fuhrer yikes

oof

Buy my helmet for access <:nickelberg:665043153983766547>

fuck u john'

@Snowback I was here first

Do not worry agent Fuhrer, they are only shilling to spite each other.

@Meister Fuhrer buy runts helmet for access and complimentary future United states marine role

i have to pay 900 bucks for rent every month, u think i wanna buy ur helmet?

thats it?

Stop being poor

^

3 bedroom house lmao

@Meister Fuhrer yes

Okay?

>only 900

Lol

bet u guys live in apartments

Then rent out your other rooms 🎉 your house is now free

I live with my mom how u think I got nods goofy

You can also save money on lighting in the basement with the nods. genius

>thinking 900 is bad for rent

😂

>thinking throwing your money away on rent is a flex

it isn't 😂 1k+ rent is mortgate tier

😂

tfw moving to dc area

tfw rent is 2.5k+

I'm racist

king

Why does this picture look like you're fishing the lower out of a lake

1500 a month mortgage gang

😭

ATF recovering the all the firearms lost in a boating accident, circa 2021, colorized

@Trolly are you removing the work you did?

Yeah I'm gonna redo it

Faulkner has sent me to be his observer

no thanks

tell him its gone to shit and we're 100% full of trannies and furries now and nobody talks about gear

not far from the truth <@&665048865216397363>

Why tho

Tru

nipple sweater?