hi cumbo

feelin better

i feel like a retarded dog with my ex

keep coming back wagging my tail

and she pets me for like 5 mins then kicks me in my face

just to discourage me for like half an hour

nice blog post

Me irl

i bought whiskey exclusively to mix so buying an expensive one would be a waste

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Buying expensive booze is for faggots

I would like to unsubscibe from this blog thanks

depends how you drink it

^

Too bad pussy you have lifetime membership

most expensive spirits you drink straight

You drink everything the same bro

nah

Down your throat

unless u buttchug!

buttchug is alpha

Fr

Almost as alpha as toe dippin

ewww

I really want to distill my own alcohol for some reason

but not really for drinking tho

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i just think it would be cool

Moonshine is based

but use the ethanol in chemical reactions to make cooler shit

well thats just me

neck ass

ouch

play r6

maybe

maybe not

flip burgers

i havent played any games in like a week

i havent flipped burger for a week either too

brave

im gonna be gone from that job soon

i worked yesterday at liquor store and its comfy

I sell booze and ciggs

My face thicc

rn

Nigga thiccy uh

nice

Too drunk son

calm down

last time I spewed all over my desk

?!?

and my chair

my military base is based

now my room smells like shit <:Imok:512522775932698634>

the absolute state of the us army whew

i dont puke when drinking alone

Not retarded

Calling All Anime Otakus!!!

thats the only time ive ever puked from drinking. what I was drinking tasted like shit too

expired bourbon and coke cans

I dont know if I can touch them again tbh

ive puked many times from drinking

i puked this past sat

idfc

if i feel like shit my finger is gonna go down my throat so i can continue drinking and actually enjoy it

yeah

i dont know why i havent puked much

tattoos r gay

yeah youre letting a dude inject liquid inside of you pretty gay

it would have look 10 times better if you had colour

thats not how you spell color

based prison english

you spell it like its some expensive perfume

idk remember which way to spell it so I just use either one

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take the rape pill

Rape pill based

i gotta wake up in 5 and a hald hours

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are you gonna sleep

BOYS I FUCKIN SAW SOMETHING

what

what u see

a gost?

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS BUT IM 90% SURE THAT WAS SOME UFO SHIT

yes

AINT NO WAY THATS A PLANE I SAW

did u get a piccy

did you take pic

dumpster stop copying me

my camera couldn’t pick it up cause bad quality

i said it first bihct