bored

you got lucky

he is a grown ass man

“enjoy your life”

life handed you an out

get out

*calls me again*

just tell him to fuck off

that usually works

^

tell him hes a nigga

nice and straight forward

on snapchat he literally just sent me a “.”

or better yet

.

.

^

no

"okay"

.

.

.

.

i’m fuckin bored

.

and like

almost angry

but

not quite

honrey

nah

not even close

hoarnley.....................

what if you got some gin

and tonic water

and a plate of prosciutto

a plate of despacito

on a scale of 1-10, 1 being floppy boy and 10 being stiff man, i’m about a 0<:sadcowboy:513692675812360192>

and you make yourself a nice gin and tonic

proscuitto is kinda gross change my mind

tonicwater0

i’m just gonna not reply

atta girl

based

man boob

nigga ass

it doesn't have to be prosciutto

could be a nice smoked goat cheese

it’s good in penne alla vodka @skap

^^

never had that

i want vodka

me too

i don’t wanna go to school tomorrow either

I have class tomorrow

stop being alcoholics

no

it’s based

ok

my tummy hURTS

I had a protein cookie

stummy hurt

first day back is my birthday, so ya I need a drink

vodka is pleb tier booze

i just like being drunk

don’t really drink for the taste

@mixim I'll mail you one

thx

good sir, who are you

Kai

Matt's friend

oh word

matts (boy) friend

hey hey buddy

not in public

im not ready

ya mat, you’ve gotta ease into things

i eased into his creamy colon last night

fuck

o

mmmm the visual

please pin that

you

I feel kinda violated

pin it yourself stupid

in the best way

but i’m on mobile

and there are already fifty

and i’m retarded

just hold down on the messge

nah i deleted a few

woo

ty mat

woohoo

oh yeah woo yeah

oh god oh fuck

oh god fuck god