he said and i quote

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"my favourite actors would probably have to be robert downey junor because he is very skillful at brinign his roles to life"

" and also bill cosby"

oh no

at that point i fucking broke down

bill the man

now that i have typed it out it sounds much less funny

is ok

It sounds funy

My buddy thinks he could kick joe rogan's ass

i could kick your ass

I'm back from waging part one

I got like 12 hours before part two

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Plenty of time to sleep tho before I do the over night

get fucked

My weekend has already started

Cracking a beer rn

https://youtu.be/l1bBWdqK3yM

Maybe

that brings me back

FUg

That video hits very close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBVyRhLMG7g&list=LLvvxlN0z_xt3SEp0WpczQwQ&index=4

also mr brightside

thats a big feel

big yikes

but you guys could bring girl dates right

tfw never went to a school function

White monster

Also

Same

the devil drink

hello boys

<:gondolaselfie:514709358345453569>

Die in a hole

Lose your life in a dirt cavity

Pass away while residing in a skilfully excavated soil crevice measuring 3 metric units in diameter

Become one of a deceased state, inducing the mourning of fellow homo sapiens of the common interactive group, while residing in a soil crevice that is of appropriate sizing to allow oneself to comfortably perch on their posterior.

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Wait

I never even kissed a girl

here’s to another year of gay ass music (-:

Never heard these songs

The first one is Russ

third is suicideboys

fifth is lil xan

those are the popular ones

They're mostly normie stuff anyway

the popular stuff yeah

the other stuff is just gay

i like whiny punk music

I listen to random songs that sound nice, don't keep up with stuff, usually it's trash
I kinda listen to normie stuff sometimes but idc, sounds nice

🤷

Country Roads, take me home

to the plaaaaaaaaaace

where I beloooooooong

West Virginiaaaaaaaaaa

mountain mamaaaaaaaa

take me hooooooooooooome

country roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPeYP6gS-s

Normal virginia

Beach mama

take me home

developed roads

Tfw getting a massage later by a qt army chick i’ve been talking to

She’s an MP

she won’t let me fuck

iiiiiiiiiii really need to bust a nut

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was complaining about how sore i am from leg day and she offered to massage me <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>

oh rlly

yes

idk which one you’re talking about

we been eating chow together

i havent mentioned her

Oh!

because idc about her

oof

that hurt my soul

why

she has beta ass orbiters that i btfod today

just sounded mean

what’s that mean

@vrando

Basically everyone in this server

Fkn raped idiots

i put my tray down next to her at our table today, and she said “hey cutie” before i sat down

Gangshit

oh is she big

stalkie

and the two beta ass orbiters got up mad af