@fuguer I will beat that

You may become a wizard

I'm a 34 year old boomer, so too late for me

But I will take what I deserbe

34 is still young

you said you were studying japanese.
just get gud

For tortoises

No I didn't say that, I said I was dreaming about fucking Japanese schoolgirls

I can't tell you how many japanese women I've slept with, and it all started when I decided to seriously study japanese

At least that was implied

@Zatoichi are you physically able?

well, you have to commit

as in not crippled?

I can move my dude

Japanese schoolgirls are top tier for sure

I never got a schoolgirl, but the youngest was 23, and we had sex about 2 hours after I met her at a starbucks in tokyo

I need a japanese schoolgirl who wants me to smell her ****.

what are you skills?

Maybe you can find a girl for enjo kosai

I'm going to Tokyo after the apocalypse

but you have to read and speak japanese to contact the girls like that

Watashi wa gaijin desu enjo kosai

very rarely do schoolgirls speak english, so you have to speak japanese to get through to them

What is google translate

one word: okinawa

Gonna get sum

I hope she lets me smell her ****

jap girls in okinawa aren't as into foreigners as there is some tension between the military base and locals

its a joke

go north to hokkaido, or west of japan, they rarely get foreigners there so your value goes way up

I ain't fucking no Ainu!

go to the middle on mongolia

become a sheep herder

take boomer mother with you

Is this true

That’s crazy

I hope we all die! 😄

yes I saw it somewhere else on FB

What about gas stations

We will all die

Don’t worry

you sure

I think its still gonna blow over

I’m 100% sure

I think they just need to slow the spread so that hospitals don't get overwhelmed

Yeah, the sun will turn into a neutered star and swallow the galaxy

This won’t end well

It’s neutron star

in a couple billion years the sun is going to go supernova

and our star isnt massive enough to become one

hospitals already are letting old people die

and prioritizing younger patients

epstein island lookin pretty good right about now.. 😉

Von Neuman probes are already in our solar system.

Trivia. The only force in the universe strong enough to keep Neutron stars from collapsing into black holes is degeneracy

No wonder jews are so powerful

The worst part is that all of these cosmic pehonomena will rip away the past and render your sexual conquests null

Probably zatoichi

Sucks to be you

I though starts turninto black holes because of jews

err degen

But if the von Neumann probes are here why didn’t they build anything

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We are the building blocks

nothing stops sumo ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEp9-ONZFpg

because von neumann realized that women would screw everything over

but it's funny, in the empty arena, when someone coughs, you can CLEARLY hear it 😄

The probes are on their way, just listen to Alex Jones. He's already probed

It’s over for Spain

corona?

Their genome

so what happens after you die

what's going on in the middle east though, they must be also getting ravaged but we don't hear about it

Asteroid's heading toward Earth

Iran is toast

Thank god

dog

could be, could not

hey jeff, can I voluntarily go to your island?

no, its crawling with people wanting to know my secrets

an underground bunker sounds pretty good

are you a girl between the ages of 14 and 20

I liquidated everything

I identify as one, and that's just as good

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All young girls are with black or brown guys who will k*ll them for fun.

don't you mean "liquefied" ?

seriously tho what happens after you die

meeks pilled @Zatoichi

I like those guys

thats why

Same thing that happened before you were born

time started when I was born

meekspill

you are all just figments of MY imagination so it's alright

I got my pussy from 1999-2011. I got mine, so whatever, fuck this shit. Get the apocalypse on. DO IT

I don't remember back then

No that wasn't a long sex change

you had a good run

then what are you doing at 34 living at home

well it sounds like you don't have much to live for anyway so it's not a big loss

My uncle lives in my apt

shouldnt everyone live in their home

you want us to be homeless?

why?

He's 75.

And homeless

Fug has a nice house, wife, kids, ducks and a dog.. he has more to lose

i live at home

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1581282176608.webm

Yeah good luck finding a woman!

They all want a 6 feet guy with dating site presentation

they want a 6ft tall chadrone

now, in the new world, conan the barbarian doesn't have to think of her feelings

why do you have that webm saved? 😄 @Nerthulas

I also look 10 years younger. Only "traps" write to me

its a good song

and if you are not a 10/10 its OVAH

wrong nerthulas

OVAH FOR YOU

I wish I liked traps

why

@Str3tch why, what's wrong with it?

life is like surfing a wave

he's looking for those pumped up kicks

sometimes everything is going right and its easy

Everything is becoming g4y

then you fall off and almost drown

are those people running because of the hail? or a shooting?

It's the Jews

hail i assume

yes, women have access to chadrone with a push of a button

cause if it's a shooting and that guy is just standing there and wants to be shot?

I think its just spring break or something

fat people dont feel rain/cold

and hailing

I thought the people were running out of the school because someone had a gun or something, and that kid was just standing there for some reason

be probably doesnt even notice

whalemindset

@Nerthulas idk, it's........odd

wrong nerthulas again

how many nerths are there

1

three but I just kicked two

but the other nerths arent red

shouldnt it be obvious

lol

but when writing an @ message you don't see the color

Yeah some people are just gullible @fuguer

https://youtu.be/dQCj-Z1JWtc?t=42 BLOW IT ALL UP! NUKE IT! GET IT GOING

I used to do that when I was a kid

stand in the rain like that

also they're just running because of the storm

the calm before the storm

Q tried to warn us

wwg1wga

is it just me or does christianity seem like the biggest retcon in history

"messiah gets arrested and executed"

"guys this was gods plan, he died for our sins"

"also he came back to life for a few minutes then immediately had to go do something more important"

God is Q?

Q is God?

could it be?

wwqd

I can't even write here what this guy says because I don't want a record of it as if I was saying it..
but it's funny :D
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=563567864248652

God is CIA

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ok u want something cooler then?

@Str3tch

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583329488761.webm

I hope a new pandemic strikes after this one

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Fuck it all, let's get dirty

good thinking

didn't you say you saw someone fall in lava nerth?

I like the way you are thinking

I want to sniff a Japanese girl's ass

I want to go to a volcano

I want a billion dollars

and create epstein enterprises

I can settle for a Korean or a Viet

be the change you want to be

go for Brown Asians, bruh

again, you just have to study japanese 1 or 2 years and you can get a ton of jap pussy

go to that village in vietnam

Viet isn't brown my dude

it's much more successful that way

it only depends on how much you want it

Viet is brown

NEIN!

YES

check your maps, American

I had a vietnamese GF and she was't brown at all

Viet IQ is pretty much around 100

irrelevant

she smelled like oranges

Born is Thailand, the philipepepehe whatever

a lot of Viet are actually Han

*brown

Viet are pretty pale

Brown is anything south of China

But they will tan if they get in the sun

Thats why asians hate the sun

Vietnam is China

wrong

they'll kill you for that

https://www.barrons.com/articles/treasuries-and-junk-bonds-reverse-safety-trades-investment-grade-bets-falter-after-the-bbbs-worst-day-ever-51583856737

goys

Tibet is China

But don't bring me those agent orange bitches

now is our chance

be the michael burry you always wanted to be

no,
you can recognize asian's features if you get good enough at it

yes

I just want a pretty, young Asian whammen without an ugly vagina

viets have different facial features than philipino or thai

viet features are nice

I deserve that.

Yes

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1581283104604.webm

Thai start to get hit or miss, some are amazing

philippines its like panning for gold

mostly mud tho

I'm not a fan of the phils girls..
a lot of unibrows

wut

I miss Terry

If only he had had a a fake Japanese girl

yes

is sargon ok

he seemed ok, he was streaming right after JF ended his stream

Terry is a good reminder to work out

I listened a few minutes but couldn't hang on

his streams are boring

https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2018/01/oppai.html

he should go back to making 10 minute videos

im studying my japanese now

Terry died last year right?

oppai gagnam style

I think it was longer than that

That sucks.

I thought you were talking about terry arcona, the ancap dude