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2020-01-09 20:46:48 UTC

piss

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poo poo

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@Hartseer what did noodle say

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poopage

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How do i meet myself

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HAHA

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<:haha2:607674493376397355>

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barf, you look in mirror

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<:wojakcrying:580864744651489290>

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O

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I am in no way associated with poo, pee, or cum

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I AM ASSOCIATED

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WITH

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EVERYTHING

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im associated with all of them

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I AM IN EVERY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH DOMEK DOMEK2 POO PEE CUM PISS

2020-01-09 20:48:05 UTC

AND EVERYTHING ELSE

2020-01-09 20:48:13 UTC

whats domek2?

2020-01-09 20:48:17 UTC

MY ASS

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I am in no way associated with Domek 2, its activities, or its administration

2020-01-09 20:48:21 UTC

second ass

2020-01-09 20:48:25 UTC

>he didnโ€™t get an invite

2020-01-09 20:48:29 UTC

*entering domek 2*

2020-01-09 20:48:36 UTC

I've got but I shit on your domek

2020-01-09 20:48:36 UTC

@Scandaloom ๐Ÿ‘ป pee cum pis

>pis in my ass (this joke its kinda triggerin

2020-01-09 20:48:46 UTC

(((triggering))) *kinda*

2020-01-09 20:48:50 UTC

PIS IN MY ASS

2020-01-09 20:49:07 UTC

ah brazilian

2020-01-09 20:49:13 UTC

hello

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yeaaa

2020-01-09 20:49:28 UTC

@bar get owned whore

2020-01-09 20:49:33 UTC

i can't stop farting

2020-01-09 20:49:39 UTC

WINDMILL

2020-01-09 20:50:10 UTC

do anyone have a key for microsoft office professional plus 2016?

2020-01-09 20:50:28 UTC

i am shitting one right now

2020-01-09 20:50:33 UTC

I am in no way associated with Microsoft, its Office Pack, or its administration

2020-01-09 20:50:37 UTC

kek

2020-01-09 20:51:04 UTC

I am in no way associated with Microsoft's key or its administration

2020-01-09 20:51:45 UTC

server is dead

2020-01-09 20:52:41 UTC

what is the easiest method to die

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kill

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myself

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what is the fastest one

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like right now

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just want to feel ur pussy

2020-01-09 20:53:25 UTC

it'll be kinda destroyed if I jump off the building huh

2020-01-09 20:53:27 UTC

rape

2020-01-09 20:53:29 UTC

There is no easy way to die

2020-01-09 20:53:40 UTC

Every easily available method is painful

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but there's many dumb ways to

2020-01-09 20:53:47 UTC

Indeed

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FUCK FUCK

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r/suicide_tips

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why commit suicide

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when you can commit genocide

2020-01-09 20:56:21 UTC

I don't want to kill OTHERS I want to kill only one person

2020-01-09 20:56:26 UTC

Who

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me

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;

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]

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cringe

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: (

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commit suicide then

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stop being sad

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idk go run

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so

2020-01-09 20:57:08 UTC

Domek is on suicidal queue now

2020-01-09 20:57:12 UTC

man it is kinda sad see a person get himself killed for something dumb she did online
hopefully killjoy will get some help irl

2020-01-09 20:57:16 UTC

Very interesting and EBIN.

2020-01-09 20:57:25 UTC

man dmyti

2020-01-09 20:57:29 UTC

who are you?

2020-01-09 20:57:35 UTC

dr, phil?

2020-01-09 20:57:39 UTC

Staying at home makes me want to die tbh

2020-01-09 20:57:46 UTC

I must go outside to live <:haha:318675605233336330>

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ok

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nah its comfy

2020-01-09 20:58:03 UTC

go invade lybia and greece

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its too cold these days man

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Will do

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wtf

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no

2020-01-09 20:58:16 UTC

i see turkey getting all geared up to dominate the meds

2020-01-09 20:58:16 UTC

Nah the weather is good if you have a jacket

2020-01-09 20:58:18 UTC

@Scandaloom ๐Ÿ‘ป if i kiss u, u'll be happy again

2020-01-09 20:58:41 UTC

I was out for 5 hours today

2020-01-09 20:58:41 UTC

i want ottoman empire back, a lot of nations need ottoman guidanc

2020-01-09 20:58:45 UTC

With a friend too

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I was fine

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Now I'm home and everything is the same <:haha:318675605233336330>

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<:GigaChad2:654803287823876141>

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get a job

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goks

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<:fresco:602623782535954449>

2020-01-09 20:59:20 UTC

In uni, lesson schedule doesn't let me get one

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I have classes 5 days a week

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Well

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Finals are almost over

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<:thinkinghappy:318673807412035584>

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man

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being turkish is hard job

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XDDDD

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<:dab:642072483406544928>

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<:just:641636681673605120>

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getting all the education

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I will apply for asylum in Romania

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<:virgin:550369358367686657>

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go away

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No

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<:cirslain:457979409442406411>

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you can go to greece

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<:xd:317687421133389835>

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I will sing Pe Cimpoi with Romanian prostitutes

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or kosovo

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or albania

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yes

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go to albania

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664936617898934274/15748328153280.webm

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^

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they suck your dick there for being the turkish master race

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UUUUJUJUJUJUJUJ

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pe cimpoi

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on the bagpipe

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i drank 2 and a half liters of milk today

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Best Romanian song

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am i gonna grow big and stron

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no

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DA JAKA ลžAลžAลžA

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you will grow diarhea

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oh god

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im finna explode

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jaun

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for the love of God

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he has no God

2020-01-09 21:02:40 UTC

can you PLEASE change you nickname this is incredibly obnoxious

2020-01-09 21:03:09 UTC

It's midnight but I'm hungry

2020-01-09 21:03:12 UTC

Do I eat or starve

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Yes.

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This means both

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So, only a few bites

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starve

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Too late

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no

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post pic of what you take goks

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its my name

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i want to see how the good life looks

2020-01-09 21:04:02 UTC

Idk gonna make grilled cheese or something

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in the Chadstanbul

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IsChadStanbul

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Grilled cheese isn't very interesting to take pictures of <:haha:318675605233336330>

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IsChadstanBUll

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Tsargrad*

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nah that's a bulgarian wet dream

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T R I M O R E T A

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running laps around agia sophia yelling :WE DA BOSS NOW!!

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XDDD

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@Cielodiluna di Bisanzio take pics of the fucking grilled cheese

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or else

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wednigger

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what

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Is it a bad idea to visit Norway in winter

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if youre able to take advantage of snow then its good place to go

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much ski and sledding oppertunity

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doesnt seem like a great idea

2020-01-09 21:12:30 UTC

@rogalik i've 2 geometry misfortunes

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and idk what the heck should i do

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also oslo isnt ideal to stay as a tourist

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incase u didnt know that

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man domek 2 is so much fun

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why that?

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<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

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because its not as scenic

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its crowded

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and the best reason to go here is scenery so

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connect the dots

2020-01-09 21:21:44 UTC

@lemion toooooo EXPENSIVE

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its normal prices

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its you that is cheap

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do you have high blood pressure @lemion ?

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its in my genes

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to have high blood pressure

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fucking Viking

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usually people with high bp are very angry

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how do you manage to stay so calm

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every single day I have to stop myself from killing someone

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its in my nature and its really hard to be me

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in society

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society..

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i just wanna rape the uk god

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we live in a society

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>furries

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We live in a rape

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>we live in a clownworld

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how I stay calm:

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or in a comedyshow

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positive thingken

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uk god?

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>conspirancy....

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what if we're a comedyshow

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uk, god*

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and (((the aliens))) are watching us

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@Swiss Dave Here, weirdoe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664943457269317652/20200110_002652.jpg

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Toast with grilled cheese and sucuk

2020-01-09 21:28:08 UTC

>loony policians, deals with the ~~~kremlin~~ devil, pedoterrorists, lunatic fanatics, folks who're thinkin that crying will gave rain/normal weather, conspirancies, idiots pisin off rabid dogs for votes

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NOOOOO

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NOT THE GLUTEN

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๐Ÿž ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿž

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@Scandaloom ๐Ÿ‘ป it was a fringebelief tho

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>)

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@Cielodiluna di Bisanzio damn that looks uma delicia

2020-01-09 21:38:27 UTC

Thank you, thank you ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2020-01-09 21:39:55 UTC

what if someone stabbed you at the register because they were crosseyed and meant to stab the clerk but got you instead wouldn't that be fucked up

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no

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664952069903613953/image0.jpg

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@Kraftwerk im getting gf this 2020

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Yh Yh

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664956012440059951/image0.jpg

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<:haha:318675605233336330>

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664958454083092510/image0.jpg

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Akbโ€™s apartment ๐Ÿ˜‚

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i think akb has some proper job tho

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and ok apartment

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*an ok apartment

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He has everything

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But his biological clock is hitting him hard

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kek

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perhaps too hard

2020-01-09 22:42:40 UTC

@bar where are you rn? germany? france?

2020-01-09 22:43:12 UTC

France

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wait so you are working now right

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sorry I think you said it yday

2020-01-09 22:45:54 UTC

<:nnie:474235349749596196>

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mfw amnesia

2020-01-09 22:47:33 UTC

Nah nah itll be in a couple months

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/664963798142025730/image0.jpg

2020-01-09 22:55:29 UTC

@bar how are you spending time now

2020-01-09 22:55:33 UTC

im black btw

2020-01-09 22:56:34 UTC

Minecraft

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Minecraft

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Minecraft

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what?

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Neeting i guess

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Minecraft

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huh?

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bad neet @bar : )

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):

2020-01-09 23:00:58 UTC

not a student anymore??

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