wtf

there's nothing lewd about this pic

>I am mentally unable to do so
the stress kills me

this is exactly the kind of job in which you need to be very stress resistant tbh

OH GOD

so yeah if you cant put up

THE KIDS THREW SHIT AT THE WALLS AGAIN

I am not

I am very stress weak

I want a simple comfy job ffs

what about

fishing

on tthe big lake

well

that's not a job

modern world is neither simple nor comfy

why not tho

but good luck with looking for a comfy job I guess

I have no idea what would that be

maybe become a writer <:haha:318675605233336330>

Im sending a letter to the local library, they're offering an apprenticeship

oh yeah library

tbh

I remember when my cousin's wife

she was pregnant at the time

Work with IT

and she was talking to my aunts and other people and the cousin too

that she found a nice job

in some archive

and they all jumped on her

Some stuff are comfy and good pay

GL Dave

because apparently there are billions of bacteria and fungus in archives

so she would die and the kid as well

isnt IT hard

kek

no dave

Well it depends on what as well

some IT things arent hard at all

like web dev

you just need to learn some things

Can be a tester even

That's pretty ez and good to start with

but generally its easy

There is plenty of jobs

And u will also get perks

there are grug tier IT jobs

Im calling my local professinal orientation office tomorrow to ask for an appointment and discuss where to go with my life now

and you have a chance of advancement too

you get offered some courses at some point or whatever

its easy to find some too

if you are willing to learn and spend some money

there are gazillion things in IT yu can do

Im not sure the ticino market asks for many IT people

IT is needed everywhere

everyone and his dog has a website nowadays or whatever

but yeah surely its easier to find a job in a city

how big is lozarno

15k

Every company needs a few sysadmins too

third biggest place in Ticino, which is my workplace pool

oh god is locarno <:haha:318675605233336330>

*its

well yeah smol

lugano is 60k

~1h away

I know that here its very easy to find a job in a 100k+ city

but I have no idea about smaller places tbh

Lugano is the biggest place

well technically you can work remotely as well

Well u can move as well later

depends on the kind of job

you can be a freelancer

do you know nepeta, you dont, he/she/it is the owner of the /g/ server

he/she/it is polish

Lol

and he/she/it works as a freelancer and makes really decent money

and he/she/it has no academic background in IT

he/she/it learned everything on his/her/its own

U don't need an academic background

yes

thats what I'm saying

It doesn't mean a shit

the thing is well he/she/it is really into it was willing to put huge amount of time into it

As long as u know how to do stuff u fine

god just stick with 1 pronoun

just use they

>It doesn't mean a shit
it does mean shit, here if you have a prestigious CS degree you are making double the national average just out of uni

I have 0 motivation and 0 drive to pursue anything on my own, I need to get a simple comfy job with someone telling me what to do and I execute

the point is you can still live a comfortable life without it

the trouble is the whole capitalistic system hates people like that you know dave

its not enough anymore and no one cares about you really

Im a really smart button pusher

Well only in beginning it can matter

idk maybe think about enrolling into something else

But later it doesn't matter

go work some part time job for now

the thing is igge

If u know how to do something people don't care about how u achieved that as long as u get job done

That's how it is here