Fucking burning

Reeee

@Sir Aggie so I told you about the one thing that I won, but I also won something else

O my, wut else u win

A figurine

Show me lol.

Sent it

CREEPER

AWW MAN

soup

i need some damn soup now

Good evening Twitter

My racing wheel just got delivered and this shit is fucking cool

Hey Twitter world

@Weezy someone saw the new pewdiepie video

I dont even remember where "good evening twitter" is from

Edp445

The man the myth the legend

It bothers me that someone like edp445 has the ability to get a girlfriend but I dont

Fr

But then theres people like asmongold who get relationships with literal tiddy streamers

So theres still hope

Yeah

@Skinny_Pingus I realized the cringe and now I want to die

Help

Guess it's time to die

Rip

I guess

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's alright, I started singing I'm a banana this weekend

Oh god

Dear god

I was like "oh God kill me"

I'm gonna 1up all of you

But there was a guy in a banana suit

Thinking of the guy gives me a brain tumor

What's up

I've had doing your mom stuck in my head for the past 4 hours

hi neighbor

That's a song? COOL!

@Skinny_Pingus you bite your tongue that's the best song

Who made it, a 12 year old? Lmfao

@Everyone's Mother @Skinny_Pingus You people need therapy lol

No ray William Johnson

I'll 1up all of yall

@craig fucking masterpiece

Ray William Johnson? This isn't 2008, bro.

But there was a guy in a banana costume

im a banana

At the ticket office at a movie theater someone told me to enjoy the movie and I said you too

Oof

Intelligence 1000000000000

@craig They might see the movie too one day who knows

So maybe you did something good

am porpl

Ayyy

I was at a voice acting panel, and I said that I feel drunk all of the time, instead of I sound drunk all of the time

@heartattac he finally made it out the streets

I got corrected by a famous voice actor.

You're a voice actor?

I want to be

Oh cool

I have the voice for it

i've been told i have a good "podcast voice"

so naturally i decided to start a podcast

Let us hear it

I've been told I sometimes sound like I smoke a pack a day

Especially in the morning

i needa get a new microphone first

I've been told that I would be a good stand up comedian

So, to win a prize at the con I was at I had to do a moaning contest,and I went full on hentai moan

the fuck

That's my talent folks.

I'm like really funny but mostly situational humor

or I need to like tell a story

idk

"So what do you do" "I'm a hentai voice actor"

lmao

@heartattac same that's why I want to become a comedian

I'm thinkin of going into television arts for my major

i wanna make shows n stuff

Cool

bc Ive taken a few film and animation classes already and I've learned I love making characters and worlds and writing scripts

and the school im going to has a Hollywood semester for TV students where you just like go to Hollywood and make connections and work on sets for a few months

wut

huh

I think that dubbing hentai would be so fun though

i support that

👀

Senpai

O

@Everyone's Mother it's a funny thing to be good at

OwO

Carl

Telling people what your job is is gonna be fucking hilarious

Nah

She can just say

Im a voice actor

Dun

Oh I voice anime

Double dun

I'm gonna be a male pornstar

Epic

I support that

The ideal job

Darn u habe to be attractive

Nvm

Hoe

Boite me

Caunt

Cunt

I'm not shy, I'll go up to people and say" hi, my name is serina, and I voice hentai"

Ethanshrimpdick

@Everyone's Mother ok thats epic

You don't have to attractive to be a male porn star, look up Ron Jeremy.

you just need to not be shy

He's gross as fuck

Ok

@Everyone's Mother How do u know bout Ron Jeremy 👀

it is shower time my dudes

Wash

Ew u shower?

sometimes i go to lush and get a sparkly expensive bath bomb and i take a BATH instead

well not really instead

bc then you're covered in glitter and like pink sludge

and thats not good for your hair

hm

Can't relate

@heartattac get a haircut

i need to

@heartattac yas

My favorite lush bathbomb is the gift of at Christmas time, it looks like an ocean in your bathtub

i got that one like black one

and my bathtub was just like. the void

Is that the jelly one?

Ye

I haven't tried those yet

I hate going into lush bc the employees are required to like. Be Very Helpful

My boyfriend would kill me if I stained the tub even more

but i have a friend that works there so she rescues me sometimes

lol

Yeah,they're too friendly

@heartattac go shower

@heartattac wait dont

wh

@heartattac get a haircut first

IM PETTING MY DOG RN OK

he soft

Awe

Gay

<#231946987585404930>

What type of dog

Dogy

Black english labrador

Oh nice

Cute dog

he is babey

and also a certified therapy dog with the american kennel club

ok shower time

Ni🅱️🅱️ah dov

Doge

yes thank you i saw that the first time you said it lol

Hmmmmmmm

I shud get my lip pierced

Nah

yeah bro I got tons of blank space

i like piercings on other people

gopher it

I don't imo

I think they look nasty

I'm picky about them

I would never get any on myself but I want tattoos

I only like a few

Lol I'd never get a tattoo

I might get a tattoo

tattoos are sick as fuck but I'd regret mine

what tatt

Greetings edgelords

Idk

I'd have to think on it but I'd probably get one

my mom always says she'll disown me if i get a tattoo living in her house so i wanna get "screw you mom" really small somewhere

That’s edgy

ik lmao

gay

I’m getting a tattoo at some point lol. Just a little one

@Sir Aggie you fukin virgin

lol

Same

perma fat

Fr though i made a tattoo design for one of my closest friends and i might get one of the other versions of it on myself or something similar

Dats meeeeee

I want them to not be the same exact thing but like

Phat betch here

similar

yknow

I make get the one my dad has on his shoulder when he dies as like a memorial

@Sir Aggie I found a girl who’s willing to date you

lol

wut

Look in the selfies chat I just sent a picture of her

she fat

my room is a whole ass mess rn fuck

no thax

Go look 😂

no

Yesssss

@heartattac Clean it up

@Sir Aggie she’s just your type

notta

Yuppa

I cant today

You fukin virgin

gay

I can't focus on shit when my parents are home and my mom has mondays off

Ur a gay virgin

@heartattac just go for it bruj

I can't

also I have to leave at like 2

and this is gonna take more than an hour and a half

How big is your room bruh

I already have a tattoo, and I'm getting a sleeve in October

my room is really small and that's the problem

What

On my arm

How is that a problem

It's not

Not you

<#231946987585404930>

theres STUFF EVERYWHERE and i have NOWHERE TO PUT IT

theres also stuff shoved into my closet that doesnt fuckin fit

Fire

Do a controlled burn

when this room is clean I can only take 2 or 3 steps in each direction from the center of the room

no more like 1 or 2 actually

dbanbfjsnfksgjsk

it takes like a whole ass day to figure out where i can put everything

My cat just tried to knock my glasses off of my face

so Im gonna do it tomorrow

my mom: im going out to lunch but i left an avocado on the table for you

its kinda brown on the inside :^(

Eat it like an apple

evfjsbfjd no

Yea

ok im gonna make a bomb ass sandwich

this sandwich is lookin fine ngl

I love having an obedient dog

i told him to sit and left my sandwich on the arm of my chair while i went outside to get a sodie pop and i came back in and he was still sitting there and didnt touch my food

ONISION LICKED MY FAT NUT SACK

ok