Tbh

Nope. 265lbs to this day, Spook.

i don't actually

It's awful when sleeping at your friends house

Like

i guess it depends on your dreams

not all the time only when i really have to pee

I only have morning wood if I have to pee really bad.

bc you don't remember like half your dreams

Get a boner before you wake up

I only get morning wood if I'm having a conversation with my fiance' before bed :v

XD

Morning wood is the worst

Don't know

@Kojach Limeryn ooooooooh! You have a fianceeeeeee!

Yeee!

@Sebastian Lawe You are least fertile when you're on your period though

Try actually peeing when morning wood is engaged. You almost have to be a gymnist to make it work.

Who's the lucky...human?

@Emma yeah tbh

na it useualy feels the best to releave it

He's not part of this chat yet, unfortunately. 😄

You can sit down and lean right forward

Aww

I'm not too fertile anyway so I don't worry about getting pregnant lol

Easiest way to boner piss

@💧HisoMachi💖 just contract an STD that doesn't allow you to have kids

My fertility is gone now. Never going to happen.

Why?

@Repzion you need to do a video on the jontron nationalism racism controversy

I think I'd like kids one day. But we'll probably adopt.

Even the doc said I have a 50/50 chance and that it will happen to get pregnant but not impossible. I said I'm completely fine with that

The meds I'm on, that I need, preclude having biological children.

Ah. I think I'm good in kids

I've never had a fertility test

Same.

I'm assuming I'm fine I guess

@Spirit let him smash and see if you get pregnant

I had my ovaries checked through ultrasound

It's a given in my sitaution, not a "possiblity"

Noooo

I don't need kids rn

Morning after pill stash activated.

@💧HisoMachi💖 thats what the doc said about me wife be caus she has psos

@Spirit just get abort

I want to adopt sometime in th future. Perhaps in ten years.

dd

My sister had about... I think a 20% chance of getting preggers. I have a nephew now.

Because I was having horrible pain in one of my ovaries and it turned out I had a mass growing and luckily they removed it

So I'm all good

Oh shucks >~<

DX

Aww that's sucks

That's pretty young to have a mass on any organ.

It could've turned cancerous if I let it grow

Yeah but it's family history

My sister had a flipped uterus. But somehow still had my little buddy Jax ^~^

good thing its gone

Glad you caught it early on

Yeah me too it was bad pain

anyone know how to fix sticky keys on a laptop

Throw the shitty laptop out of a window

Not mildly achy Right? Like really bad?

It's been a year tho since that happened and I'm better now!

Nah, but srsly.

im afriad to try to clean them but i can't afford to get them like actually fixed

clean them lol and stop masturbating over them

Oh wait, I thought you meant the function

Burned my hand once. It is by far the worse pain you can experience and it goes up exponentially with the severity of the burn.

no

😄

Owowow

i poured tea on it

by accident

like the keys still work

@Spirit I still have horrible period cramps but my ovary itself doesn't hurt 24/7 of excruciating pain

they're just sticky

Oh ok

just a damp rag or cloth should work

Third degree burns are unimaginable agony the likes of which most people will never even get close to. Mine was only second degree.

How many people you guys think are lurking rn

It felt like a needle was jabbing into my ovary ugh

@Emma, I remember flipping a burger patty while cooking it into the pool of frying grease. It all shot onto me and I had 2nd degree burns on my right arm @~@

Because my ovaries ache sometimes but I researched it and it could just be I feel myself ovulating

I've had second degree burns

From a firework

When your not on your period? @Spirit

Whole hand

I dropped burning plastic on my hand bc I used to think it was fun to play with fire

I suggest looking into that

You can never be too sure

Burns don't even hurt anymore

Like

I accidentally spilled an entire pot of boling, smoking cooking oil onto my entire left hand.

GAH

The initial pain is there

But

Like after my period, around the time I start ovulating lol @💧HisoMachi💖

It's not like how it used to be

@Spirit oh ok then that's normal lol